Hyper Sperm

when you jizz within 1 second of fapping
I just hyper spermed On my Bae. she likes it when it goes fast.
by The Salmon Juicer July 11, 2016
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hyper swiper

After a women pees, she will wipe her vagina as fast and hard as she can. This creates pussy dingleberries out of toilet paper.
Josh talking to his bunkie in prison "dude I was eating this girls pussy one time and she had pussy dingleberries". Bunkie responds "yeah man, she must be a hyper swiper"

Kelly could be a hyper swiper which is why there was TP stuck to her pubic hair.

My husband had to spit out a piece of toilet paper in the middle of eating me out, I've really got to stop hyper swiping!
by Missy Kitty May 28, 2023
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hyper jump

Chad was hammered riding that skateboard until it flew out from under him. He hyper jumped for a split second in order to save himself from a serious injury.
by nexttech June 20, 2011
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hyper poop

That first shit you take after a big cup of coffee
Guys gotta jet, that double espresso has me needing to hyper poop
by iphands October 26, 2015
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hooligan hyper

A young trouble maker you loves to fuck around has no feelings for anyone he'll say such things like "I'LL THROAT FUCK THAT WHORE YOU CALL MOM" and go to sleep at night thinking he did nothing wrong.l
look at hooligan hyper, he's so fucking cute.
by hooliganhyper March 17, 2019
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Hyper Poster

Person who constantly updates their Facebook status. At least 10 times a day.
A Hyper Poster usually updates asking a question so people would respond. This Facebook user updates every hour or so, a long with a cluster of posts within an hour.
by Facebook User March 23, 2012
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hyper-reactive

A state of hyper reactive where you are so charge you could be run a nuclear power plant
She was hyper-reactive last night
by Peta and Geoff April 08, 2005
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