My son was being attacked by a hydro homo. Naturally, I helped him.
I'm talking about the hydro homo.
I'm talking about the hydro homo.
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It's a good water bottle, designed to keep your water cold(or warm for you heathens out there)when you need it most. At an average of 40 to 50 or so dollars, it's a high asking price, but it is a double layer insulation so depending on which bottle, it can be a lot of bang for your buck. Yes, yes, I know that it's the weapon of choice for VSCO girls so BUY AT YOUR OWN RISK.
It's a good water bottle, designed to keep your water cold(or warm for you heathens out there)when you need it most. At an average of 40 to 50 or so dollars, it's a high asking price, but it is a double layer insulation so depending on which bottle, it can be a lot of bang for your buck. Yes, yes, I know that it's the weapon of choice for VSCO girls so BUY AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Bob: *opens bottle after soccer practice* Dammit my water is warm!
Pete: You should buy a Hydro Flask, it's really good at keeping your water cold.
Bob: Stfu do I look like a VSCO girl?
Pete: You should buy a Hydro Flask, it's really good at keeping your water cold.
Bob: Stfu do I look like a VSCO girl?
by Fucboi carti September 26, 2019
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Get the Hydro Flask mug.(phrasal verb, of a consumer) to go hydro (on someone, about something): to become aggravated to the point it becomes impossible to de-escalate the situation and directing extreme anger towards a person without the authority to resolve it.
Originating from the interactions of fearless promo staff against angry hydro customers in the field, typically at country fairs in remote communities across Ontario, Canada.
Originating from the interactions of fearless promo staff against angry hydro customers in the field, typically at country fairs in remote communities across Ontario, Canada.
"His flight was so delayed he decided to go hydro on the woman behind the counter."
"I was on break sippin' my cuppa coffee when I realized the customer had gone completely hydro about the new rates."
"I was on break sippin' my cuppa coffee when I realized the customer had gone completely hydro about the new rates."
by Izus Pally November 26, 2022
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tommy- Hey wanna do something tonight?
bobby- idk are you trying to be like sammy hydro?
tommy- who doesn't wanna be like sammy hydro?
bobby- idk are you trying to be like sammy hydro?
tommy- who doesn't wanna be like sammy hydro?
by whiteboy3500 November 20, 2016
Get the sammy hydro mug.The dirty hydro skimmer is when your girl is in the tub and is taking a bath. After she not only cums but defecates in the water she pulls her bottom half out so her vag is half way out. The guy gets in the tub and licks the girls vag and inserts his tung into her vag as it is under the water and gets no only her cum but also piss and shit in his mouth. He will do this tell she cums and there share a cup of her dirty bathwater.
by Fart42069 July 24, 2021
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SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL HIT YOU WITH MY HYDRO FLASK *throws hydro flask TAKE THAT! SaVe ThE tUrTlEs sksksk and i oop
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