100m hottie

A girl that looks like a babe from far away but when she gets up close you realize shes ugly
Kyle:damn I thought that pimply girl was hott at first...man was I stupid
Dylan:You've experienced a 100m hottie my man
by Dylowned July 31, 2005
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pocket hottie

A really really hot short chick, around 5'
by the truth March 01, 2005
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Hotti Gotti

A NJ Guido with more hair gel than sense.
Traits of a guido...
~ Too much hair gel with ultra spikey spikes and a hairband to keep the hairgel from dripping into their eyes.
~ Waxed eyebrows (not usually a big deal, but guidos are males)
~ Chin up, head tilted back stance, obviously this pose is used to try to intimidate non guidos.
~ Likes to brag about money but probably takes back empties for Heiniken money.
~ They think they're a hotti, but they're really a gotti. Hence, hotti gotti.
by faetastic January 18, 2006
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Thumbnail Hottie

When browsing friends networks ( like Hi5 or Facebox) and you see a Hot ( Mae or female) and you get hyped because they look hot, then you click on the picture and realize that they aren`t hot at all
I was browsing Hi5 and saw a smoking hot chick, i watched her pictures and realized that she was only a thumbnail hottie
by Froosh January 27, 2007
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port-a-hottie

Girlfriend you take out only for show; girlfriend you take only on weekend trips; with no long-term commitment
Dude, I'm taking the port-a-hottie to San Diego this weekend.
by Fuzzy's Friend July 03, 2009
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Headset Hottie

An attractive female (usually a customer support representative) showcased with a headset and smiling as if she is happy to help you with your needs. Usually can be found on many corporate websites or on stock photography sites.
Guy #1 "Did you see the new customer service rep in billing?"

Guy #2 "Ya, she is quite a headset hottie."

Headset hottie
by Zlinko May 11, 2009
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hottie patottie

someone who is too good-looking for "cutie patootie" although they may be that as well, a guy who is really, really hot
Paul McCartney is such a hottie patottie!
by paul mccartney is sex January 31, 2008
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