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hotmess

A pretty, intelligent girl who works hard and plays hard. Don't let her looks fool you, she can drink you under the table! Her infectious kindergarden smile is hard to escape.
Only a hotmess like her could drink 15 shots of Patron and still look amazing
by MattSG October 26, 2010
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hotmessery

When several things happening at the same time, are hot messes. Similar to hot mess express.
In speaking about several people acting like hot messes:

Girl: Alright, this is true hotmessery.
by heterolifemate December 27, 2010
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the hottest dog

A term used to describe a male obtaining power one wish they had ; An incredibly popular and cool guy. Usually used in a envious tone.
"Man, John Stamos must have been the hottest dog in high school."
by Bankroll17 February 20, 2017
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Hotness

Another name for a girl called Sophia that’s so pretty
1: Did you end up getting the job

Sophia: yeah!! It’s nice working alone nobody to distract me

1- haha good stuff, hotness
by Tahraqa June 26, 2020
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hotness

noun, often preceded by "the"

an event, situation, or circumstance that is so unexpected and out of the ordinary that it causes a problem or otherwise uncomfortable environment for which no solution or recourse is readily available or obvious

an event, situation, or circumstance brought about by or made worse by incomprehensible ineptitude
I was hoping for a quiet vacation with my girlfriend, but the hotness found me when I ran into both my wives and my parole officer there.

It was bad enough when the university's e-mail server went down, but they really brought the hotness when the e-mailed everyone telling them that fact.
by nopain00 March 2, 2005
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Hostess Cupcake

The act of shitting in ones hand then ejaculating onto the shit to form the icing on the top of the cake. Then consuming it with your partner.
Josh asked Will for a delicious Hostess Cupcake and Will gladly aggreed to deliver.
by DarkSpunk April 10, 2009
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hostess cupcake

When you take a big gigantic, super awsome fat crap and proceed to bust a nut right on top of it.
I took a mad fat shit today and made it into a hostess cupcake......it was awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
by edgardo daniel sanchez December 26, 2010
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