When a dude gets hard because a fine piece of ass just walked in front of him, then he blows cum all in his pants.
by Kwoththehotpocketer December 27, 2007
Get the Hot Pocketmug. Since I'm required to wear clothes at the airport, I guess I'm just going to have to rock a hot pocket.
by Trip Zebra April 25, 2010
Get the hot pocketmug. Melissa: Why would a guy want to jack off instead of having sex with his significant other?
Mike: It's not that guys would prefer to jack off. Think of it this way: Some times, you just don't have a lot of time, but ya got needs, right? You'd prefer to sit down to a nice full meal, but when you have 20 minutes to shower, eat, and get to work, you can throw back a Hot Pocket in 2 or 3 minutes. It's not the ideal meal, but it's the most convenient when you're too rushed or lazy for a full meal.
Mike: It's not that guys would prefer to jack off. Think of it this way: Some times, you just don't have a lot of time, but ya got needs, right? You'd prefer to sit down to a nice full meal, but when you have 20 minutes to shower, eat, and get to work, you can throw back a Hot Pocket in 2 or 3 minutes. It's not the ideal meal, but it's the most convenient when you're too rushed or lazy for a full meal.
by Fuzzy Mike April 17, 2006
Get the Hot Pocketmug. The act of leaving a big warm dump in the sleeper sofa that your so called "friend" has fell asleep in....and then folding him/her up in it!
by The 13th Shrew August 9, 2009
Get the Hot Pocketmug. by hotpocketman April 14, 2008
Get the hot pocketmug. Man, look at that tight piece of ass over there! He's such a hot pocket. I want to put him on my dick and spin him around.
by meangay September 23, 2010
Get the Hot Pocketmug. The act of shitting in a tanning bed and letting it bake for 15-20 minutes, or until the edges are golden brown.
by DixieCupDrinker December 9, 2010
Get the Hot Pocketmug.