Horse

The large beautiful four legged animal that has the biggest heart. The only animal that listens to every word you say and completely understands you! The animal that has taught you more than you can list in 5 minutes. The animal that you can build the strongest connection the animal that you can pamper and spoil. And most importantly the animal you can love with all your heart.

"hey I love your horse"
"oh thanks" (hands him a treat)
"Can I give him one"
"These are really expensive and he's already had 10 today, I just bought him a new blanket, saddle and special shampoo, I'm kinda maxed out"

"I've had a hard day"
(your horse doesnt answer but you secretly know they know exactly what you mean)

by Tugger16 January 6, 2020

Horse

A whore or a woman that is easy to hook up and have sex with so called because you "ride" them.

I'm gona get me a ride she's horse.

by The Fury 13 November 5, 2010

Horse

A substantially large cock. Usually larger than 9".

John-"Dude i had to buy larger boxers because my horse was hanging out the left leg"

by Dr. Catz PhD December 29, 2010

Horse

A name used to refer to the Manchester Utd number 10 Ruud Van Nistlerooy. A man with horse like features.

Van Nistlerooy is galloping forward like the horse that he is.

by chris January 12, 2005

horse

A busted ass gurl

shut up you fuckin horse

by kate February 21, 2004

Horse

A Horse is typically a middle aged married women who has an inner home wrecker slut inside of her perfect image. A Horse enjoys having affairs with married men. A horse is often referred to as a slag or tard.

Oh look at that Horse, she's probably going to sleep with Mr. jones, I wonder if his wife knows!

by martobs August 8, 2011

Horse

A large penis. Like gigantic.
Said because horses have large penises.

jarred;Cameron has a horse
Cameron; Yea its bigger then your pin dick

by jarredthetank December 3, 2011