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chinese hook

The act of inserting a finger into a sex partners anus and crooking the finger to stimulate/hold them still during oral sex. Based on Chinese hook shaped sword of same name.
My equestrian girlfriend finds oral sex ticklish so I use the Chinese hook to keep her from scootching off the hood of my car.
by drooliussneezer April 7, 2015
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Trophy Hook Singer

When rappers achieve such a status level that they have their very own scruffy, Caucasian singer on retainer just to sing the hooks on their songs.
At the recent award show, Kanye West's Trophy Hook Singer, Bon Iver, really hit it off with Chance the Rapper's new Trophy Hook Singer, Francis and the Lights.
by WolfmanChi May 31, 2016
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Hook Index

As it relates to television series, the hook index is the average number of episodes one must watch before they are committed to watching the rest of the series. For instance, Breaking Bad may have a hook index of 3. Meaning, you have to make it through episode three in order to really stay with the series (mostly because of the icky bathtub scene from episode 2.
Parks and Recreation has a hook index of 6. Because it was so similar to The Office, views drastically declined in the first season until the last episode (6) where "Despite the low rating, "Rock Show" received the best reviews of the season and convinced some critics that the series had finally found the right tone."
by RichardNavarrete June 4, 2019
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Extended hook penis

The action of sticking a hook through your penis and attaching it to the bull bar of a car. You then walk backwards until your penis gets extended by about 10 inches. Once finished this process DO NOT detach the hook.
Yo heath check out my Extended Hook Penis.
by Mclovin6969696969696969696969 November 13, 2021
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in out hook

When one person is in the for the other, the other person is out for the other, and they end up hooking. There are other combos in the matrix (in in hook, in in no hook, in out no hook, out out hook, out out no hook).
Tyler: "Did y'all hook"?
Ryan: "Yeah... it was an in out hook. She was in, I was out, but I was so ravenous, so I just went with it anyway."
by BrysonStrong November 3, 2021
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dr. hook

A band famous for their song, "Sylvia's Mother." That can be a good or a bad thing, which is up to personal interpretation.
Dr. Hook made a song called "Sylvia's Mother."
by CamouflagedCow416 May 19, 2016
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rusty hook

The rusty hook occurs when the length of the index finger is inserted into the anus, extracted and placed on the inside of someones mouth, thus hooking their cheek.
Randy gave me a nasty rusty hook today.
by Dale Jarret March 5, 2004
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