Up the Hoof 

Phrase used to describe a female who has found herself to be in a state of pregnancy.

"Aww man, that girl I banged last month is up the hoof....I knew I should have wrapped my piece"

Up the Hoof by Paulzovich April 8, 2015

what the hoof

abbreviated to WTH, which is a derivation from WTF (what the fnck) which came into being when it was discovered that Kate from Kate's Playground has one foot and one cloven hoof.

Used in much the same way as WTF, but more specifically when you see something weird/unexpected.

Guy1: Kate from Kate's Playground is hawt
Guy2: Look at this picture of her foot
Guy1: WHAT THE HOOF?
All: keekles

what the hoof by HG January 27, 2005

burn hoof 

When you go so fast you make the other team shit there pants

When your muckin barn down in the corner you just gotta BURN HOOF and put some nuggies in his huggies

burn hoof by hoof boys December 14, 2018

puss on the hoof 

refers to females desired for sex that are on foot

There is some puss on the hoof over on Second St.

puss on the hoof by McGspot January 21, 2017

rusty hoof nugget 

a piece of menstrual scab that has fallen from the large womans (who resemebles a bovine) nappy hatchet wound

Lil Terrance: Did you bring pepperoni pizza again for lunch?

Philippe: nope, just some dough covered in rusty hoof nuggets, call me silly....but I likes me some of dem

Lil T: Sharesees?

rusty hoof nugget by cornfritter December 21, 2010

elk hoof 

the man's version of the "camel toe"

elk hoof, two o'clock

elk hoof by briana chillycat June 30, 2008

Cloven Stink Hoof

A particularly large, unruly, malodorous, and sinister looking vagina, often known to elicit strong feelings of fear and dread in unsuspecting sexual partners.

Upon finally seeing her cloven stink hoof after six long months of taking it slow, Satan wept.

Cloven Stink Hoof by hansoloist23 June 16, 2008