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Hoffmania

The emotion of excessive excitement, enthusiasm, and arousal that spreads among groups of women when the names of Tyler or Jared Hoffman are mentioned.
The Hoffman brothers came over last night and now the girls are running around the house with moist panties from hoffmania.
by Hofbro March 9, 2008
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dick hoffer

Someone who sucks a penis and then chokes on the penis/ semen. Sometimes a dick hoffer who gets a dick stuck bad enough in his/her throat, that he/she is rushed to the nearest hospital to get the penis professionally removed from their esophagus/larynx.

The word dick hoffer comes from the word dick (penis) and the word hoff, which is an otomotopia for someone choking on a large object.

The word Dick Hoffer is used to describe someone who frequently gives head. I mean really REALLY frequently.

-Sometimes used in referrence to someonewho is annoying, stupid, a jerk, etc.
"Dont go out with that girl, dude. She's a dick hoffer big time.

"Damn, that guy is such a dick hoffer."

"Dude, dont be such a fucking dick hoffer!"
by Jenou January 22, 2007
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HFFA

Hot From Far Away (usually describing a person)
They(person)look GREAT from a safe distance and then they come closer...and closer...and you wish you never EVER laid eyes on them...

(Girl checking out a 'HOT' guy):Oh damn he's HOT!...oh no...wait...wait... (he comes close....closer)HFFA...*ew!*
by Ultimate Angel of Death May 21, 2006
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HFFA

hot from far away
damn that bitch was HFFA yo, but up close she be dayam ugly!
by urmuthafuckinbabydaddy April 26, 2003
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Hofa Man

The guy who saves the world each day!
Cute Girls: Thank you Hofa Man, you saved us!
Hofa Man: No prob, now gimme a bj!
Cute Girls: With pleasure...
by t-nu September 17, 2007
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Hoffjob

An act of intense sexual intercourse lasting 10 hours. It includes every position in the world.
"Where were you last night?"

"I was getting a hoffjob"
by Dr.suess June 26, 2012
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Hoffmeister

Mr Hasselhoff's official title. A term of respect when refering to 'the Hoff'
'May the Hoffmeister be with you'
'All hail the Hoffmeister'
by solongandthanks.. May 3, 2005
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