hoboia

Hoboia is the state of being a hobo.

i got a mad case of hoboia and ate lunch at the soup kitchen.

by heather758346574657125637561278 November 23, 2007

hobokery

The act of behaving like a hobo.

Tom carried all his thing an a small bag on a stick ate his lunch from a can and other hobokery.
Backpacking across Europe is such hobokery.

by ColdDark_Sea January 19, 2014

Hoboken Salad

When you eat a stalk of lettuce that is lodged in between your partner's ass cheeks.

Guy 1: Dude I met this nasty vegan chick at the bar last night. We went back to ger place and she made me try a Hoboken salad.

Guy 2: Bro that's disgusting!

by ElMitochondria August 13, 2016

Hobodick

The epitome of a "fuckboy". A boy who's dick is always looking for shelter but brings nothing to the table and offers nothing in return.

This dude is calling me at 2am? What a hobodick. That hobodick can find a home elsewhere.

by Pseudowhim June 25, 2017

hoboning

When you have have sex with a homeless person. Or when two homeless people have sex together.

Saw to drug addicts hoboning on the street yesterday.

by camshoeman3 March 15, 2018

Homokinesis

The ability to turn someone homosexual at will.

Homokinesis turning anyone gay

by its your boy john apple May 30, 2018

hooking

Penalty in hockey, also known as ice prostituion

2 minute penalty for hooking. Damnit Nick, why did you get called for ice prostitution?

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003