The water which many men have been baptized in on a 'hinge date' or 'tinder date'. This water is usually a shower, bathtub, swimming pool, or dirty hot tub ect.
Ex. 1 "Don't dunk your head in the hinge-water. You might catch feelings or HIV."
Ex. 2 "Oh man, did you hear Jake took a simp dip in the hinge-water at that one girls exes house?", "Yeah and he got friend zoned right after that."
Ex. 3"Bro I had to take a shower as soon as I got home from that date. I realized her hot tub was the hinge-water."
Ex. 2 "Oh man, did you hear Jake took a simp dip in the hinge-water at that one girls exes house?", "Yeah and he got friend zoned right after that."
Ex. 3"Bro I had to take a shower as soon as I got home from that date. I realized her hot tub was the hinge-water."
by Paumni July 18, 2024
When you insert the tip of your penis into a door hinge and slam the door shut, resulting in a pinched tip.
by Fart apple March 28, 2024
The aftermath of dried ejaculate on ones chest. Usually caused by ejaculating on your own chest followed by a nap.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.
Jordan had just woken up from his three hour nap. The semen from his chest had now solidified and adhered to Jordan's body. He then began to peel his Crunchy Hinge.
by McDude Burger August 10, 2019
by Sanquo May 21, 2024
by (fish gag) May 04, 2024
A phrase used to indicate to another person that they should stop being weird and deranged. Often, a gamer term that means, to stop being a weird, deranged player to a capable teammate.
by 0neSleep December 23, 2022
by Paddy the Baddy January 18, 2019