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anal healing

Anal Healing is similar to 'fixing-you'. Quite simply it involves 'healing' passed-out people by placing your anus directly onto their eyes, nose or lips. The results are compelling; it is guaranteed to wake their drunk arses up quick fast and in a hurry. If it fails to work first time, i strongly recommend adding some farts or shit to their face - if this doesn't wake them up it is probably time to take the person to a hospital for alcohol poisoning.
Once upon a time Fryzie fell asleep and he was abruptly woken from his drunk coma by some anal healing.
by Macca1 December 6, 2007
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Hetaliatard

Basically the weebs of the Hetalia fanbase. Believe that the show is completely historical and accurate, when in reality it really isn't. They claim to know so much about history when their actually dumb as shit and know nothing. Often seen wearing crudely made Hetalia costumes. Also spotted doing the Sieg Heil while cosplaying as Germany and Prussia just a few blocks from a Holocaust Memorial during Passover. When cosplaying France they grope random con goers and their only excuse is that they're acting in character. Poor flag ettiquete. Most can be seen giggling in History class while the teacher is discussing serious topics. Show no respect to history. When talking of politics/history refer to the countries as "he" or "she". For some reason they hate Homestuck and it's fandom. Randomly shout out things like pasta, vodka, and panda, since it'd be so kawaii just like the show. Quite possibly worse than the Narutards.

**Keep in mind, there are some pretty sane and awesome Hetalia fans in the fandom. Usually show respect to countries and their history.**
Example 1:

Hetaliatard: Oh no!! There was a tsunami in Japan that killed hundreds of people!! I hope Nihon-kun is okay! I know I'll right a fanfiction about it!!!!!!

Sane fan/normal perosn: Jesus Christ...

Example 2:
Hetaliatard 1: Hey since you're cosplaying as Germany, you should do the Sieg Heil sign! It'd be so historical!

Hetaliatard 2: KYAAAA!! That's such a sugoi idea! It'll be so kawaii!!!

Example 3:

History Teacher: In the fall on 1939, German troops invaded the country of Poland. While invading the-

Hetaliatard: *giggles* By invade you mean rape right?
by Sausage Mc BigTits August 12, 2011
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Hetalia

A Japanese anime originating as a manga. The show takes place during World War II, and each country is represented as a character. Each character represents many of the stereotypes of that particular nation, such as Italy's love for pasta.
Some feel that the show is educational to an extent, although not much is done educationally other than references to events that coincide with the episode's plot.
The fandom is often criticized for using stereotypes to define the characters' personalities and the way that counties are stereotyped.
The episodes in the anime are short: Most last around five minutes. An episode usually consists of one or two groups of characters with a small plot.
Person 1: I love Hetalia! Greece by far is definitely my fav character.
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Person 2: I like Hetalia, although the stereotypes annoy me.
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Person 3: I hate that gay piece of crap. It should have been canceled a LONG time ago.
by Simply Anon January 5, 2011
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Dolphin Healing Ceremony

Any gathering of environmentalists, yoga-fanatics or other new-age types that is annoyingly trite and/or cheesy.
1.They played Jeff Buckley's 'Hallelujah' in my yoga class this morning. It was a total dolphin healing ceremony. That'll teach me to to ditch Bikram Yoga.

2. I got sucked into going to a total Dolphin Healing Ceremony of a flute concert with my hippie parents.
by MTKarl January 26, 2010
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I need healing

I deserve diamond but I keep getting bad teams.
Non gengu: You are bad
Gengu: I need healing
by Mejhi June 21, 2017
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Hetalia

An anime where they portray history with personified countries.
It's pretty stereotypical and moe.
Hetare (Japanese stupid, idiotic) and Itaria (Japanese for Italy) make up the title "Hetalia."
It's mainly focusing on Italy's cowardice in WWII.

Personally, I love Hetalia.
I think it's a great doorway for people to get interested in History and the world.
Plus it's pretty damn funny and the dub for it isn't even that bad. Personally, I prefer it over the Japanese version because the accents really give it life. And what not.
I also like it because it makes Japan /not/ seem like the best country EVARRRR in anime.

Though, basically everything comes with some crazy ass fandom. The phrase I DESPISE is "I learned my history for Hetalia!"
Hetalia is NOT a substitute for a history book.
I also just don't get the pairings.
I don't know about you, but shipping two countries together is just /wrong/
Perhaps I could understand the whole Poland/Lithuania or Austria/Hungary to an extent since they were 'married'

Well, Prussia x himself is fairly understandable.
Hetalia is one of my favourite anime/mangas.
by speckled me October 27, 2011
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whole lot of healing

setting down with a nice bag of 'product', or other kind of 'healing' joy! -preparing for the 'pain/s' to melt away!!
after performing major brain surgery, dr mcdreamy sat down to 'unwind' with a brand new bag of 'skonk', -'whole lot of healing' he mumbled to himself!!

judy's crotch was a whole lot of healing for matt
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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