hesternopothia

A fake ass disease of some sorts that some basement-living, virgin nerd, or, emo slut of A psycho bitch supposedly has.

History
Top 10 Reasons We Should Revive the Dark Ages

Jamie Frater February 15, 2011

First off, I must apologize for using the term “dark ages”, as it is a false term coined in the post-medieval period to cast aspersions over the middle ages. The dark ages were not dark – they were, in fact, a great time to live. I am a medievalphile, and suffer from hesternopothia so this list should come as no surprise!

by Liquidblue March 26, 2016

Hestethun

Small Celt, Crushes all in the world called Daoc. The name comes from the old God zeuvs

by Hestethun February 19, 2003

Heston Kay

a personal douche bag and a bitch ass cunt with a loose ass pussy!! he loves to burn carpet!! he loves the dick also!! he thinks its yummy in his tummy!and loves it when they cum on his face!

The fagget who goes to stockdale highschool! facebook him!(: His name is Heston Kay

by haley west September 9, 2010

hestesperm

Hestesperm is the danish word for horse semen. Here it is used as an extremly harsh diss.

Such as:

Hipster #1: Dude, dubstep is totally hestesperm!
Hipster #2: Hellz yeah!

by thepastandthepending April 28, 2011

Hestad

The process of taking a large iron rod, and heating under a cole fire until it is glowing red. Then taking that rod and shoving it up a baby's anus. Then the hot iron will melt the babys inners. After the rod has cooled, all the baby's inners will stick to the rod. Then you take the rod and forcibally jerk it from the baby's anus, leaving a large gaping hole in the baby's anus.

GABBY! I gave you little brother a Hestad last night.

by omnomnomnombabies June 20, 2011

hestementum

A "group, society or community" made for people with autism, ADHD or any other mental disorder"

"Do you know Hestementum?"

"No, what is that?"
"You do not have autism, so i wont tell you!"

by hsjdkcowoclcllcs June 19, 2017

hestibate

1)The moment in any bathroom when one questions if they should finish taking a shit or masterbate

2) hesitating to master bate because your parents are in the other room

1) here I sit and hesitate should I shit or masterbate
Man I'm in a situation of hestibating

2) man my parents are in the other room but I have this raging boner I'm in a state of hestibate

by Echidna dick January 10, 2018