terd herder

Someone who collects herds of terds for personal amusement!

"Dude, you're such a terd herder!!!"

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Dick Herder

A person who is so attractive that regardless of gender a flock of penises surrounds them.

Melissa is a dick herder there are always dudes trying to get that

by VEnvy November 27, 2010

Hervert

A girl who often think about sexual interactions, and enjoys commenting about sexual content.

A female pervert.

Girl 1: her tiddies are looking good today

Girl 2: oh my god you are such a hervert

by Sweetmothersappho May 10, 2019

Herberger

An famous inbred Iowan family

Than guy looks like a herberger

by The Roman sex God January 13, 2020

herozer

swag, cool

Did you see the guy riding the bull?
Yeah, it was so herozer that nobody didn't see it!

by herozer April 8, 2022

crap herder

Someone who can't resist a yard sale item no matter how fucking useless in either:
a) the attempt to resale said piece of shit for a quarter profit or...
b) thinks they will have a pretty good use for said item later

Patrick was such a crap herder, he picked up some broken tables from the trash collection pile and brought them to work.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Bush Herder

Noun. Person who usually arrives with a group of women. Alternatively, the title given to a person tasked with bringing women to a party or event.

This shindig is a sausage fest, we need a bush herder.

by Buckeye Fodder June 23, 2016