Emotional Helen Keller

A person (typically a man) who is completely unable to communicate feelings of any kind. Nothing's getting in, and nothing's getting out.

You think your boyfriend is emotionally retarded? I told Bob I loved him, and he started talking about pizza. He is an emotional Helen Keller.

by Emmo April 14, 2013

Helen Keller Theory

The theory that if you build a Time Machine with a couple of friends and go back to the year 1950 and make a sex tape with Helen Keller, you could sell it in the present day for loads of money.

Guy: Hey lets go back in time and bang Helen Keller to make a few bucks.

Other Guy: Ya sure we need to build a Time Machine first and Dial in the correct year to get it right or else we can be cast in a vision less interpretation of the Time-Space continuum.

Guy: Yes you are right we have to be tip top at our math skills to do the Helen Keller Theory.

by Somethingemo July 15, 2011

Hellen Keller 64

The only person on a team in a co-op game that doesn't have a microphone.

Anthony B. : Why does Ashley not come help me? I'm being hunted!

Justin Y. : She is busy typing what she is gonna do, that's why.

Anthony B. : Why does she have to be the Hellen Keller 64 of our group?! We're getting murdered!

by HAWP August 25, 2011

helen clark

The current Prime Minister of New Zealand she claims to be a female but we all know she has balls

"My name is Helen Clark, I have balls"

by Matt-- May 23, 2005

Hermen

Hermen is a hell of a guy to know. They are really good at learning foreign languages and making friends with people named Brooke. Hermen will make your day if you feel down in the mud or give you advice that could change the rest of your life.

I finally talked to Hermen at school today, he seemed so chill and relaxed.

by Braedon Alphabrook October 17, 2019

herrenvolk

Nazi Ubermensch Top Class Member attitudes in esoteric standard of psychological mind

Such a nasty existing herrenvolk

by Jynz November 30, 2020

Helena

Helena is the first track off of my chemical romance’s second album, Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge, released in 2004. it is dedicated to the late grandmother of bassist Mikey way and singer Gerard way, who passed away during the recording of this album. this is one of the band’s most popular tracks.

what’s the worst that i could say
things are better if i stay
so long and goodnight
so long and goodnight

the chorus from Helena

by xx.k_bee_.05 December 30, 2020