hellbilly

Hillbilly with attitude. Likes fast cars and rock chicks. Has tattoos covering at least 20% of his body. Known for public drunkenness and urination.

"hey man, you see dat cat right der.. dat's one hellbilly som'bitch"

by Chris Gaines August 8, 2003

hot hello

when a woman stands up after making love and a small drop of cum falls out of her poom poom and lands on her leg.

Sandy was about to put on her tights when a small bead of cum decided to greet her a hot hello

by don scone December 24, 2003

hellofa

N Wales; ubiquitous sentence construct
1. extremely 2. totally

"It's hellofa pissing it down outside, and I need to go and sign on, how shady is that. Bad one}"

by Joe Shoo January 8, 2005

Hello Brown Carl

Occurs when your cat is having an affair with one of your child’s stuffed animals, and says, “hello brown Carl.” Most common with morbidly overweight black cats with terminal asthma. This term is also used when your cat is doing black magic.

1: “Dude my cat had sex with that stuffed animal again!”

2: “Man was he saying, “Hello Brown Carl?”

by ToastyBlackManWithHugeWeiner April 30, 2021

Albuquerque Hello

The act of holding a plastic bag containing ether-based starting fluid over someone's head until they become unconscious, then subsequently burying them via backhoe 8ft deep in a garbage ditch in the backyard of the house they own, with their purse.

Chuck: where did mom go, off with a lady trucker?
Stella: i don't trust dad; i think he gave her an albuquerque hello!

by Proxy Rex September 12, 2019

hello-boner

What occurs when you come home and your dog is so happy to see you he pops a chubby.

"Oh gross, Odin has a hello-boner!"

by confusinomitron September 23, 2008

Hello Clarice

A creepy way to introduce yourself to a person, conversation or social circle. It's a reference to the 1991 film "Silence of the Lambs"

Not to mention, an awesome way to pick up chicks :)

You (doing your best Hannibal Lector): "Hello Clarice"
Everybody else: "Right..." *awkwardly walks away*

by Ike Jones December 11, 2007