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I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it
I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut...I don't need a receipt for the doughnut - I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here...
opened up a container of yogurt, and under the lid it said Please Try Again because they were having a contest I was unaware of. But I though I might have opened the yogurt wrong...or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me, 'c'mon, Mitchell, don't give up. Please try again. A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top.
I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shishkabobs.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless.
An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
Because of dropping Acid, I know now that butter is way better than margarine. I saw through the bullshit.
I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut...I don't need a receipt for the doughnut - I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here...
opened up a container of yogurt, and under the lid it said Please Try Again because they were having a contest I was unaware of. But I though I might have opened the yogurt wrong...or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me, 'c'mon, Mitchell, don't give up. Please try again. A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top.
I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shishkabobs.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless.
An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
Because of dropping Acid, I know now that butter is way better than margarine. I saw through the bullshit.
by dolphin March 8, 2005
Get the mitch hedberg mug.One who has a passionate obsession for Hedi Slimane (former menswear designer of Yves Saint Laurent and Dior Homme). This includes, but is not limited to memorizing reference codes of his clothes, selling organs to fund a Napoleon Jacket, listening to only runway music from his shows, staring at other men's bottoms to check out if they have Dior jeans on, being able to recognize the amount of wear or washes (hopefully none of the latter) someone's Dior's have just from seeing them being worn, naming your kids after Hedi, and fasting to shorten the time until Hedi returns to fashion (and to get a better fit in his clothes!).
Hedislimaniac (pointing to man on street wearing Dior's): "WHOA! That dude over there is wearing the Jakes (Reference Code:7H3111080585) in size 28 from Fall/Winter 2007 Navigate by These New Puritans. He soaked them once in cold water after three months of wear, no hemming, those could easily fetch up to $600 on eBay, maybe $780 on yahoo.jp"
Friend: "You are such a hedislimaniac."
Friend: "You are such a hedislimaniac."
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Get the hedislimaniac mug.Jules: Damn, I'm feeling down man. What do you do when you got the blues Vince?
Vince: I just hedonize it away. After a few rips of my bong, a triple bacon cheeseburger, and masturbating 12 times to my favorite pornos, I feel right as rain.
Jules: Intriguing...
Vince: I just hedonize it away. After a few rips of my bong, a triple bacon cheeseburger, and masturbating 12 times to my favorite pornos, I feel right as rain.
Jules: Intriguing...
by Muffka June 17, 2009
Get the Hedonize mug.x: Whats your favorite ship in Harry Potter?
Me: Obviously Hedric, i mean come on, they were meant to be.
Me: Obviously Hedric, i mean come on, they were meant to be.
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