ass hatchet

The coworker who immediately upon entering the workplace becomes an attached pain in the ass until the end of day. Usually accomplished by a war against silence or personal space.

Only nine hours until this ass hatchet can be safely removed.

by b double U March 27, 2011

hatchet ass

An ass, that when a person turns to the side, looks like it has been hacked off by a hatchet; Jeans look way better on a chick with a dookie booty than with a hatchet ass.

She's a hottie, but Paris Hilton has a mad hatchet ass.

by Shanda September 28, 2004

Hatchetman

Hatchetman.

a. Nickname for Senator Orrin Hatch (R) Utah.

b. Republican point man for a divisive issue: Hatch the Hatchetman!

The Hatchetman did a hatchet job on Anita Hill during the Clarence Thomas confirmation hearings.

by Kattoman February 2, 2013

hutcher

A guy who preforms random lewd, but funny acts.

That hutcher just flashed his penis to the old lady next door.

by Big_B April 22, 2007

hatchet

Juggalo weapon of choice

Ima awing my hatchet into yo mutha fuckin neck BITCH!
mcl

by East Coast JUGGALO May 15, 2003

hitcher

a person who hitchhikes (travels by securing free rides from passing by vehicles)..

Hey, i see a hitcher there, let's pull over..

by zedkiel February 22, 2008

The hitcher

the act of sticking your thumb up someones ass

nooter was bent over a table so i gave him the hitcher

by Bivnut August 25, 2007