To start off-to those of you who don’t know what “Harvest Widow” means, it does not mean our husbands died. It simply means that during harvest our husbands/significant others are always ‘missing in action’. Most nights are spent alone and most events attended by yourself.
“now that I’m a harvest widow for the next few weeks do you girls want to get together for a movie night?”
by Farmerswife1021 November 4, 2018
Get the Harvest widowmug. Organ harvesting is a game Guelph general hospital plays using stolen men's spermatozoa to impregnate surgical patients
by Cody5050 January 25, 2022
Get the Organ harvestingmug. a beverage that can only be created where you drink alcohol, digest it, and then urinate it into a container.
by bullettimeboom April 6, 2016
Get the second harvestmug. A book that teaches you the wonderful art of cooking with your own semen. Typically read by girls who are wishing their boyfriend would cook up some of the recipes in the book, instead of just asking for a blowjob.
by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015
Get the Natural Harvestmug. A yearly festival held in Southington in late September/early October. Basically, the highlight of any Southington kid's year. Theres questionable rides, candy, stink bombs, drugs, music,competitions, family nights, and APPLE FRITTERS.
by johnsample March 15, 2008
Get the Apple Harvestmug. by skellybones May 16, 2011
Get the skeleton harvestermug. Upon withdrawal, it becomes abundantly obvious that your anal sex partner is a fan of the Jolly Green Giant’s Buttery Corn Niblets.
My Grindr hook up treated me to a corn harvest I was not expecting.
I was so deep on her lower colon that I caused a corn harvest.
I was so deep on her lower colon that I caused a corn harvest.
by Dick Onchin December 20, 2020
Get the Corn Harvestmug.