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canadian harvest

When a man has sex with his wife, outside, in the field, while on his tractor, at night.
If you're having trouble finding him, he can often be found at home, having himself a Canadian Harvest
by Sudo_name November 16, 2017
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Organ harvesting

Organ harvesting is a game Guelph general hospital plays using stolen men's spermatozoa to impregnate surgical patients
I believe the hospital owes me 104.4m children from organ harvesting trips
by Cody5050 January 25, 2022
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second harvest

a beverage that can only be created where you drink alcohol, digest it, and then urinate it into a container.
i got gotta chug this second harvest, FAST!
by bullettimeboom April 6, 2016
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Natural Harvest

A book that teaches you the wonderful art of cooking with your own semen. Typically read by girls who are wishing their boyfriend would cook up some of the recipes in the book, instead of just asking for a blowjob.
Last Thanksgiving, I baked a semen cheesecake for me and my family. Thanks Natural Harvest!
by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015
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Apple Harvest

A yearly festival held in Southington in late September/early October. Basically, the highlight of any Southington kid's year. Theres questionable rides, candy, stink bombs, drugs, music,competitions, family nights, and APPLE FRITTERS.
Hey, what are you doing this weekend?

Going to the Apple Harvest, just like everyone in school.
by johnsample March 15, 2008
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Corn Harvest

Upon withdrawal, it becomes abundantly obvious that your anal sex partner is a fan of the Jolly Green Giant’s Buttery Corn Niblets.
My Grindr hook up treated me to a corn harvest I was not expecting.

I was so deep on her lower colon that I caused a corn harvest.
by Dick Onchin December 20, 2020
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Lettuce harvest

When a LAX BRO gets his hair or "Lettuce" cut otherwise known as "harvested"
Today I went to the hair cuttery and had my Lettuce Harvested
by laxbro4lyfe August 6, 2011
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