Hard as Tits

Desciribes the hardness or fortitude of an object or person(makes you wonder who's tits they're feeling).

"Goddamnit! These fishsticks are hard as tits!"

by megaman and bass December 11, 2007

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Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery

A creative insult first coined in the song "Let me borrow that top" by kelly, generally used in a joking manner to break up the monotonous "Fuck you! No fuck you!" line of trash talking

"Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery!"

by Adam Owada May 7, 2008

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rode hard and put away wet

The way someone looks or feels when they've had a hard time of it. From a horseman's term, when someone has not taken care of a horse after a hard day.

He was all hot and sweaty, he looks like he was rode hard and put away wet.

by Liberte July 28, 2006

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Hard Arnold

An alcoholic drink consisting of half sweet tea vodka and half lemonade. Also known as a Hard Palmer or a John Daly.

Dear bartender, would you please prepare me a refreshingly delicious Hard Arnold? Hold the Penzoil.. bwahahahahah.

by EB in the ATX October 17, 2010

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When a sexual partner compares you subsequent partners they have had and provides you this compliment, it means you are one of the best partners they have had and that others that have followed have not measured up.

Bob, since I have been with you intimately sexually, sex in the summer, you have been a hard act to follow. lover, sex, partner

by intothefray February 15, 2018

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captain hard-ass

A term for someone who wrongly believes that they are the toughest person on the planet. Usually seen wearing TapouT apparel and driving oversized pickup trucks with loud exhaust and underglows. Most likely either a very short guy that has an inferiority complex or a latent homosexual. Usually seen only in the company of other captain hard-asses

Did you see that jacked up truck with that scrawny guy driving it?
Yeah, captain hard-ass was behind the wheel wearing his TapouT shirt.

by KickdinthaBag October 6, 2010

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hard-ass

One who simply takes no shit off anyone. It is a status equivalent of gods.

Me- "Oh god, you just got punched in the face by your own father Travis..."

Travis- "Yah Chase, I know."

Me- "Your dad's a real hard-ass."

Travis's Dad- "Fuck off."

by Hugh G. Dildeaux March 11, 2010

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