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Hanky jank

Hanky jank- As you ejaculate whist you are being titty fucked and your 27mph sperm load hits her face causing and sound that ricochets into a harmonious Sonic boom echo.
I once painted a wall while doing some hanky jank bullshit.
by Spedoman'sspork February 14, 2022
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Hanky Wank

Someone who uses a Hanky or Handkerchief to masturbate themselves. The handkerchief will eventually get soaked with their hanky cum
guy 1 - I hate it when you have a wank and end up cumming over yourself and your clothes

guy 2 - I always have a clean handkerchief with me and use them to 'Hanky Wank'
by Hanky Wanker August 8, 2008
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Mr. Hanky

Baseball Pitch: A curve or sinker with a lot of movement.
After a wicked curve where the batter whiffs: "He gave him a little Mr. Hanky."
by isoprene butadiene methylprope October 14, 2011
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Hanky Shanky

A fighting style used in back alley where you distract your opponent with your stunning dance moves the pull a knife.
Yo you wanna fight? Ima do the hanky shanky on yo ass.
by Jackaß February 3, 2019
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Hanky Tuck

The act of taking one's scrotum and "tucking" it into the asshole, as a magician tucks a hankerchief into their hand to make it disappear.
Dude, last night she gave me a hanky tuck. I couldn't find my balls for an hour...
by kobrapops March 15, 2010
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Blue Hankie

When a guy jizzes inside of his pants or in reference to said jizz.
Jennifer: How was your movie date with Steven?
Sara: Great, until I saw he had a blue hankie.
by LilBigDog May 26, 2015
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Mr. Hanky

that tird from south park
Mr. Hanky is a tird! you should worship him.
by jingy93 December 13, 2008
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