appomattox hanky

The only flag that mattered in the US civil war - an empty white flag flown by the rebel army, signifying utter and complete defeat.

Johnny decided having a girlfriend was more important than being right about which ninja turtle wore a red bandanna, so he sighed and pulled out the Appomattox Hanky.

by Necrotek July 6, 2015

Hanky Wank

Someone who uses a Hanky or Handkerchief to masturbate themselves. The handkerchief will eventually get soaked with their hanky cum

guy 1 - I hate it when you have a wank and end up cumming over yourself and your clothes

guy 2 - I always have a clean handkerchief with me and use them to 'Hanky Wank'

by Hanky Wanker August 8, 2008

Mr. Hanky

Baseball Pitch: A curve or sinker with a lot of movement.

After a wicked curve where the batter whiffs: "He gave him a little Mr. Hanky."

by isoprene butadiene methylprope October 14, 2011

Hanky Shanky

A fighting style used in back alley where you distract your opponent with your stunning dance moves the pull a knife.

Yo you wanna fight? Ima do the hanky shanky on yo ass.

by Jackaß February 3, 2019

Hanky Tuck

The act of taking one's scrotum and "tucking" it into the asshole, as a magician tucks a hankerchief into their hand to make it disappear.

Dude, last night she gave me a hanky tuck. I couldn't find my balls for an hour...

by kobrapops March 15, 2010

Blue Hankie

When a guy jizzes inside of his pants or in reference to said jizz.

Jennifer: How was your movie date with Steven?
Sara: Great, until I saw he had a blue hankie.

by LilBigDog May 26, 2015

Mr. Hanky

that tird from south park

Mr. Hanky is a tird! you should worship him.

by jingy93 December 13, 2008