The only flag that mattered in the US civil war - an empty white flag flown by the rebel army, signifying utter and complete defeat.
Johnny decided having a girlfriend was more important than being right about which ninja turtle wore a red bandanna, so he sighed and pulled out the Appomattox Hanky.
by Necrotek July 6, 2015

Someone who uses a Hanky or Handkerchief to masturbate themselves. The handkerchief will eventually get soaked with their hanky cum
guy 1 - I hate it when you have a wank and end up cumming over yourself and your clothes
guy 2 - I always have a clean handkerchief with me and use them to 'Hanky Wank'
guy 2 - I always have a clean handkerchief with me and use them to 'Hanky Wank'
by Hanky Wanker August 8, 2008

A fighting style used in back alley where you distract your opponent with your stunning dance moves the pull a knife.
by Jackaß February 3, 2019

by isoprene butadiene methylprope October 14, 2011

by LilBigDog May 26, 2015

The act of taking one's scrotum and "tucking" it into the asshole, as a magician tucks a hankerchief into their hand to make it disappear.
by kobrapops March 15, 2010

that tird from south park
by jingy93 December 13, 2008
