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Hammered horse meat

Working big box retail such as walmart, target or kroger etc. This is a term to describe how awful a supervisors department looks when not maintained welll, or has been shopped very hard and not recovered. Usually the store manager is trying to make the assistant manager feel shame about their area so they will react quickly and get things straightened up.
Your sporting goods department looks like "hammered horse meat". What happened last night did you even have anybody scheduled to work?
by Into the night September 25, 2023
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Rockstar Hammered

An amiable level of inebriation representing the brief state between creepy hammered and aggressive hammered where an individual is without inhibitions and exhibits an inordinate amount of energy. Individuals who are rockstar hammered can usually be seen with their arms held high in the air as if celebrating some sort of victory and often find themselves on a high platform, particularly at nightclubs.
by ptj January 22, 2008
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Smash Hammered

When someone gets drunk, intoxicated, or inebriated beyond all reasonable need to be that fucked up.
"Man, last night i got so drunk trying to forget about chelsea breaking up with me I ended up hanging upside down from a street lamp."

"Dude, you were smash hammered."
by Simon5025 October 10, 2012
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Smammered-hammered Dick

1. When your so drunk you cant get your dick hard
2. When you so drunk you cant get and erection
Yo last night I was going down on this girl but i had Smammered-hammered Dick so nothing happened
by AG,JF,BC,LM November 9, 2012
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hand hammered

Being punched in the butthole.
Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.
by screamingmeme32 November 1, 2014
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Beef Hammered

The act of taking your fat juicy shlong and using it to pack 80% lean beef into a woman’s anus. You will be finished your mission when perfectly formed patties emerge from her mouth from all the force of you beef hammering her asshole.
I beef hammered your moms anus into oblivion last night.
by meatmuncher12 July 18, 2020
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Star Spangle Hammered

Star Spangle Hammered - Getting so drunk tailgating before the game that you’re passed out in your seat before the end of the Star Spangled Banner.

-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
Went to the Pats game last weekend, and my cousin from Boston got fucking Star Spangle Hammered.
by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022
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