Habbo Baby

People who go on Habbo and pretend to be babies. Pretty pathetic really. Talk with too many "W"'s in their words and claim to be "Newborn" (some even pretend to be unborn and say to their "Mommies" "Mwe in your twummy") Anyway, they hang around Adoption centres looking for Mommies, they always want H.C mommies and steal their furni and creds, so they can be H.C without even having to pay.

They dress like:
Hair- Bald, or pigtails for girls
Chubby faces with little pink noses
Hoodies (reason- for girls, they have no breasts, boys-no idea)
Shorts or skirt
Bunny slippers

I usually adopt them, then i'm really mean to them. Sometimes they cant stick to being "babies".

(1)
Me: Hello little girl, are you newborn?
Habbo Baby: Wessy
Me; Do you need adopted?
Baby: Wessy
Me: Well, too bad sucka! *hits with baseball bat*
Baby: WAAAAAAAH (10 times)

(2)
Me: Ewww, what an ugly baby
Baby: Mommy!
Mom: It's okay honey
Baby: *sits in your lap and cries*
Me: Pathetic baby *shoots baby*
Baby: *Kicks to floor* Ha ha
Me: Your the most pathetic baby i've ever seen!

(3)
Baby: Will ywou adwopt mwe?
Me: Sure sweetie
Baby: Yaay!
(at home)
Me: *kicks you down stairs*
Baby: Waaaah!
Me: *Jumps on you*
Baby:Mwummy! Stwop! *whacks mummy*
Me: You're crap at pretending to be a baby!
(baby gets kicked)

by Crazysophhun July 15, 2009

halbarry

The ship of the Hal Jordan green lantern and the Barry Allen flash. Pretty cute.

Person 1: "Who's your favorite DC ship"
Person 2: "Halbarry"
Person 1: "That's gay"
Person 2: "Yes, yes it is"

by personwholikesstuff July 13, 2020

Habooba

Arabic word for love transliterated. means: someone amazing, cool or magnificent; a loving individual. Someone with a very big heart

my girl is amazing i call her habooba

by abu wald bushra March 22, 2011

habbo hotel

A stupid site that, UNBELIEVEBLY, is worse than cokemusic.com Its loaded with preteen geeks who talk to no one in the real world and think they can get a "gf" or "bf" in a fucked up game. It also has tons of perverted fifty year old fat men. Who pretend that they are preteens.

Habbo Hotel is run by a bunch of money-hungry assholes who like to get kids to waste their money on pixellated furniture.

by 1337 is gay May 13, 2005

habbo hotel

An online hotel consisting of:
A) Thirty-five year-old men still living in their mothers basement trying to talk to thirteen year old girls
B) Thirteen year old girls

"you missed D&D last night man, where were you?"
"talkin to hot thirteen year-olds on habbo hotel"

by Ducky-face November 9, 2008

haboob

a shelf cloud with a gust front under it. They ussally are associated with tornadoes

Look at that killer haboob commin' our way!

by mr.moo7999 May 28, 2008

habbo hotel

Habbohotel.com/.co.uk/.ca
Little people that look like legos run around talking to each other in virtual rooms that they can make themself. Highly addicting. Not worth spending money on, but you can meet some interesting people if you look hard enough. You gotta look hard though. And then theres the dramatic ones that take everything super serious.
Try not to get sucked in so much that you foget to eat though, that could be devistating.

Habbo1: Will you marry me?
Habbo2: omg! ok!
-later-
Habbo 1: This isn't working out
Habbo 2: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY HEART?

Habbod00d: I lost 50 pounds and 12 inches off my waist by switching to habbo!

by Yesss January 19, 2005