Hairy Goat Balls

Goat Testicles that are hairy, squishy, and delicious.

Melvin John ate some hairy goat balls on a stick.

by samyooell March 20, 2011

hairy undergrowth

When a female forgets or heaven forbids refuses to shave her pussy or ass crack and the pubes gain a foothold with terrifying results

Linda I don't want to upset you, but you should shave your hairy undergrowth, because I anit going down there till the lawn is mown,

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

Hairy Surprise

When someone trims their pubic hair and places the trimmings into an envelope (preferably putting them into a birthday card first), addresses the letter and sends it to somebody

I hate the new kid in town, lets "Hairy Surprise" him. I KNOW! I'll write in the card: have a hairy merry Christmas!

by The Real Clive August 30, 2009

Hairy Carpet

someone (normaly a woman) who has a lot of pubic hair.

"man, that bitch's hairy carpet was crazy!"

by Smexalicious October 21, 2009

Hairy Lassie

The act of eating a girl out and coming up with her pubic hair in your mouth.

That chick was a good fuck, but I got a Hairy Lassie when we did a sixty-nine.

by walter_sobchak December 25, 2009

Hairy Bitch

A slutty ass bitch that your boyfriend dated.
Sometimes, if not always, Cubano.
Sheds like a fucking hound.
Smells and looks like one too.

Hairy bitch: "I remember that night........"
Boy 1: "Me too!"
Hairy Bitch: " Remember that one time......"
Boy 2: " How could I forget!"
Hairy Bitch: " I still love him........."
You: "Thats why you sleep with everything that wiggles....."

by 13131313131313 November 9, 2010

hairy monkeyvitis

a female condition in which her pubic hair grows back thicker almost instantly after removal.

Did you see her bikini line? She must suffer from hairy monkeyvitis.
Dang bruh! My girl just got waxed and her vagina is already on teen wolf. She's got hairy monkeyvitis.

by CoCo Butta 83 June 22, 2011