Boiled Haggis

When a woman is on her period and she queef-Dutch-ovens herself.

It brought a single, burning tear to her eye when she let rip an ol' boiled haggis; she emerged from under the comforter, a shell of her former self.

Boiled Haggis by SuxbridgeMA November 3, 2025

Hygge-Haggis

Pronunciation: (/ˈhʊɡ. ə-ˈhæɡ. ɪs/)
n.
an informal, spontaneous, yet welcomed get-together of people you may or may not like at a place you may or may not know.

Syn: House-Party, After-Work drinks
from famously indescribable Danish vibration Hygge (cosyness, quality time) + Scottish dish Haggis (mash up of sheep organs)

"Nah Steve, no dress code for later, it’s a bit of a Hygge-Haggis this one.”
"Hygge-Haggis at The Barn Tavern later?"

Hygge-Haggis by Mick Zagger May 10, 2026

shagging the haggis

Having sex with sheep.

Look at Johnny out there in the field shagging the haggis. What a pervert!

shagging the haggis by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016

Cum Bag Haggis 

An old Scottish person of whomst N U T S while eating his favorite meal

Hey Cum Bag Haggis, can I have some?

Cum Bag Haggis by A whole bundle o' gay June 15, 2018

Hagging 

Hagging - when you go to meet up with friends and it is agreed upon that no one is to put in any effort to make themselves look nice. Greasy hair, no makeup and trackies are all encouraged.

Hey Saz, I’ll be over at 7pm for movie night. You, Julie and Katie are hagging too, right?

Hagging by JCF88 June 4, 2023

E-Hagging 

Using social-Networking sights as a means of searching up/identifying and stalking hot members of the female variety.

boy 1: what are you doing on your Iphone
boy 2: ahh just e-hagging these hot bittys

b1: whos that hot bitty over there
b2: i know she is friends with sheniqua
b1: excellent i shall e hag shinqua's friends.

E-Hagging by Fetus_Juicer October 9, 2011

Chief Haggisbomb 

The Chief Haggisbomb is a larger version of the Haggisbomb. Nicknamed 'The Chief' a Chief Haggisbomb is made by purchasing a 2 litre bottle of Irn Bru and a bottle of Jäger. After buying the Irn Bru, drink or empty a quarter of the bottle and fill it up with Jäger. Mix it up so the Jäger mixes in with all of the Irn Bru. The end result, is a 2 litre Haggisbomb, known as the Chief Haggisbomb.

Guy 1: Hey pal, can you get me a 2 litre bottle of the Bru and a bottle of Jäger?

Guy 2: Aye sure, but why?

Guy 1: I'm going to make a Chief Haggisbomb.

Chief Haggisbomb by Tartan Warrior June 19, 2013