cum guzzler

someone who eagerly takes loads of cum down their exquisite throat.

Dylan: Yo, that chick is a total cum guzzler.
Brody: I know bro, that is Tali for ya.

by brodubs March 18, 2011

wiener guzzler

one who inserts wieners into their mouth at an extreme pace.

Kid 1: "Wow, Tobiashi (jap) sure is a wiener guzzler, did you see him mow down Jeff Gube's (fat american) wee-wee last night?"

Kid 2: "Wow, I didn't know japs could polish off such big wieners so fast."

by Jeff Cumonface November 28, 2007

protein guzzler

an athlete, typically a body builder or wrestler. consumes protein products (ie: protein powder added to drinks, protein shakes, protein pills)

man, look at that protein guzzler walking out of the gym

by alien 2345 August 2, 2007

cum guzzler

one who swallows large ammonts of seman

i aint kissin that ho that bitch is a cum guzzler

by diesel June 18, 2005

piss guzzler

piss guzzler can be one of 2 things.

piss guzzler is a fucling chad who pretends to be a girl wich works for the moat part and is a cool dude who needs a gf pretty bad.

piss guzzler. someone who guzzles piss.

Piss Guzzler looks really cool today!

What? are you a piss guzzler?

by piss guzzler May 2, 2020

Backend Guzzler

A strange little long haired creature that enjoys to guzzle at the back door. Although timid at first sight the guzzler really comes out of it's shell when indulging in the back door delights.

Pete: Hey Gregory. Did you see that funny little creature hanging around my back end?

Greg: Oh yeah, that's the mythical long haired Backend Guzzler. Chuck him a tasty morsel and watch him go!

by David Letter Man February 26, 2019

Porridge guzzler

the art of swallowing spunk!

Cameron was caught swallowing a queer team members spunk!! What a Porridge guzzler!!!

by Scotte so fucking hotte September 25, 2023