guygasm

When a guy is REEEEAL horny while having sex he has a "guygasm"
Opposite of a girl's orgasm

"IT was really weird last night my boyfriend had a guygasm and sounded like a hippo?!?!?!"

by THE GIANT(in my pants?) May 24, 2008

Guyday

The day that comes after Thursday and before Saturday.
As the name suggests, this is the day of the week when GUYS hang out and don't have to listen to their Girlfriends.

Girl: "Do you want to have some sex tonight?"

Boy "Cant't. Guyday"

by Roganator December 1, 2010

guygantic

a guy who is overweight and tall

"Dude, you're freakin guygantic."

by anonymousperson180 August 21, 2011

Guzaing

Having sex in a school bathroom.

I got caught guzaing, im gonna get in so much trouble. Guzaing gives me such a rush.

by King Sugar Walls January 5, 2020

GuyMan

A Man who is a top don, loved by many,

Has no enemies, no rivals, has Swag

Just the main man...
Just that Guy Man.

I am a GuyMan...
Izzy is the only GuyMan round here!

by JBThomas August 26, 2011

gayzar

A individual having a bald head and overly square like body. A hideous sight that typically makes people look away in pity. A gayzar usually attracts white trash female specimens that have little to no respect for themselves.

That guys over there with the square body, bald head and dancing with the girl in a Guns N' Roses shirt, he's totally a gayzar.

by Padon April 28, 2005

Guynan

1. A Flabby wrinkly gorilla looking fat fuck.

2. The female version of shrek; A greasy, dirty lice- infested beast. Commonly imitates the mating sounds of a Gorilla to get attention. (may cause trauma if seen upclose)

3. A grotesque hairy hermaphodite that showers once every year. Smells of rotting dead fish guts and weighs over 500lbs.

4. A mentally- slow bumble fuck that commonly takes a dump and does not wipe his/ her ass.

Girl 1: Is that Guynan over there?

Girl 2: Eww look at her gut falling out of her pants!

by Janney1345353453 May 20, 2009