Bro-gurt

When your homie jerks you off into a condom, then eats is like a tube-yogurt.

Last night, I ate his bro-gurt.

by CursedThoughts February 3, 2023

gurt

can be compared to the feeling of a orgasm. if you are feeling gurt then you are on cloud 9 rubbing it in circles. being gurt is just like if you were being a goofy gook

person 1:”how does my cream cum bubble feel in your face”

person 2:”omg it feels so gurt”

by clit rubber3000 November 15, 2023

Gurt

short form for yogurt

How's your gurt tasting?

by Justin UrMom December 27, 2023

Iceland gurt squirt

The act of freezing a go-gurt then shoving it up the rectum to let it unthaw then proceeding to excrete it into someone’s mouth.

“I think she’s the one Josh, she hit me with the Iceland Gurt Squirt and I fell in love.”

by DeenGullberri January 3, 2023

gurted

when AmeRespectJohnson touches you. #metoo

Ame gurted me. I'm a victim.

Did you hear the news. There's a new victim, they say he was gurted. He was just 12. They think the perpetrator is Ame-chan.

by ame victim #5 December 1, 2023

Gurt

Gurt is a word that you use as code to say "I want to rape you" to unknowing victims.

hello, gurt good friend i cant wait to come over to your house later

by Graigue September 7, 2023

gurt

gurt means you are very good at something or in someways relevant/meaning to goat

DAMN BRO, YOU'RE SUCH A GURT

by exiledwaujdahda January 4, 2021