When a middle-aged Mom becomes a groupie of a boy toy band and constantly fantasizes about them whilst getting plowed by Dad.
by Crandall Kiszka April 20, 2019
Get the Greta Van Fuck mug.A word derived from Latin word 'gratus'- a person who is pleasant and hospitable, but extremely incapable of adjusting in the formal setting. Also used to describe a person, which is useless, slow in the office, but is actually a great companion outside of work.
That guy came in to office meeting greened out. What a gratas! At least he promised me to share some of that stuff after the meeting.
by dullerwizard69 September 26, 2019
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Get the Gusta mug.Greta is the best combination of hot and funny. Her pretty face and her fake freckles are a combination you just can’t deny!
Aside from her daddy issues and her urge to smoke a joint every second of the day , Greta is caring , a beast in the sheets, with good intentions and a slight hair dying problem .She has a great sense style to compensate the fact that she used to be a brandy girl and a terrible taste of men .
But thats why everyone needs a chaos magnet like Greta in her life!
Aside from her daddy issues and her urge to smoke a joint every second of the day , Greta is caring , a beast in the sheets, with good intentions and a slight hair dying problem .She has a great sense style to compensate the fact that she used to be a brandy girl and a terrible taste of men .
But thats why everyone needs a chaos magnet like Greta in her life!
person a: Do you see the girl with the cool coat and the ugly boy next to her?
Person B: Omg yeah, she‘s such a Greta!
Person B: Omg yeah, she‘s such a Greta!
by Chamelion4 December 5, 2021
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by BDK Peeps December 23, 2021
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*After coming down from inhaling a gaseous psychoactive substance*
Crash: "You wet my bed?"
Eddie: "That was gastalk, dude!"
Crash: "You wet my bed?"
Eddie: "That was gastalk, dude!"
by thegastalker June 8, 2022
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Guy 2: "That's what you call The Gratata Effect, my friend."
Guy 2: "That's what you call The Gratata Effect, my friend."
by Hudson Von Ghoul March 1, 2017
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