Speedy Gonzales

1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.

2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.

"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."

by David December 15, 2004

Gonzoe

(REGIME GENERAL)
He's a member of The Regime and a former member of Kausion, a group put together by Ice Cube. He was also friend with the infamous Tupac Shakur before his ultimatly demise, he gave him a new nickname Young Ritzy. After Tupac's death, Gonzoe released "If I Live and Nothing Happens" a classic westcoast underground hip hop album. He also contributed to many classic west coast albums including Kurupt's "Kuruption" and Yukmouth's "Godzilla".
BEEFS
Gonzoe vs. Ice Cube
Gonzoe vs. The Game
As part of The Regime, Gonzoe was the center of Game's attack on "Peace", a song recorded that was supposed to end a rivalry between The Game and Yukmouth. In retaliation Yukmouth and Gonzoe went into the studio and recorded "Game Ova Pt.2" along with shooting a video that showed a Game lookalike in pink G-Unit clothing being assaulted and ran out of an urban neighborhood.
Gonzoe vs. Yukmouth
After releasing numerous mixtapes with Yukmouth and The Regime, Gonzoe and Yukmouth temporarily had a feud due to creative differences. Month's later Gonzoe returned to The Regime and ended the feud with The Regime's head Yukmouth.

SOLO:
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1998: If I Live & Nothing Happens
2005: Hard Dayz, Long Nightz
2006: Gonzoe Presents Undaground Allstarz Vol. 1
2006: Sex, Drugz & HipHop
2006: Kartel Kalifornia (with AP.9)
2007: Gonzoe Presents Starz And Stripez
2007: Shotz Happen EP
GROUP ALBUMS:
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1995: Kausion - South Central Los Skanless
2005: The Regime - All Out War Vol. 1
2005: The Regime - All Out War Vol. 2
2006: The Regime - All Out War Vol. 3

by ReGIm3 LYf3 October 22, 2007

the gonzo

When a man places his testicles in a womans eye sockets and then lays his penis out over her nose, similar to the muppet character Gonzos facial features

Dude, that chick got the gonzo, pwned!!

by Urban Dictionary July 15, 2006

Alberto Gonzales

(v) To dodge out of an appointment previously made by making the excuse that "You didn't recall" then, being pressed about your flakiness, responding "It's classified"

Jerry ducked out on going to the movies, then when I asked him about it he Alberto Gonzalesed me!


I didn't want to go to my family reunion, so I Alberto Gonzalesed out of it.

by straightedgepunk123 June 26, 2008

gonzoed

originates from the character "gonzo" with a long nose and big round eyes... it's when a guy puts his two balls on someone's face; one over each eye, and puts his penis on their nose, therefore making the victim look like gonzo

The girl got gonzoed as she was kneeling by the bed.

by panda March 30, 2005

The Gonzales

The Gonzales is an advanced sexual maneuver named after its founder Mr P. Gonzales. It involves the "woman" figure in the relationship to be strapped down forcefully, and held captive (of course just acting, rather than reality) for a period of some days. The woman figure is forcefully fed from a nutrient tube, or nutrient dildo from which he/she must slowly suck all that they will live on for a period of unknown proportion. The mixture must incorporate the required nutrients for life of course, along with small traces of semen, slowly increasing over the period. The semen should be that of the sexual partner's in order to heighten the sense of intimacy. The maneuver is best performed strapped to a chair, and their should be some form of inflatable dildo underneath that inflates at key moments during the sexual acts, either into the vagina, or rectum if it should be a male in the chair. "The Gonzales" usually lasts roughly 4-5 days, and can be performed with either a man or woman, though P.Gonzales' preference is a male to share his (what some would call sick) fantasies with. P.Gonzales has a doctorate in alternate sexual fetishes from Oxford University, London, and is a world renowned professor on the subject. This maneuver should not be performed by the feint of heart, and P.Gonzales' in-depth guide should be consulted on his website, which includes information on many more moves, this being his signature move, hence its name "The Gonzales".

Hey ross, you wanna go bak to mine tonight and perform "The Gonzales" for a few days?

by Anon76 August 3, 2009

Gonzo Journalism

A form of journalism invented by Hunter S. Thompson. It involves the reporter reporting the action as he/she is in it. Elements are part experience and part fiction. The best example of Gonzo journalism is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. It was a book from 1971 made into a Johnny Depp movie in 1998.

From fisrt glance, I knew immedialtely that this God-forshaken rest stop was no place for a Gonzo journalist.

by Ron_Thornbrash June 21, 2005