gilf

Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck

Hey Baker, when Bristol pops out that baby, Sarah Palin will be such a royal gilf!

by Otis Browning February 20, 2009

common law girlfriend

Two people who having been getting together for a while but won't admit they are in a relationship

Robin is Barney's common law girlfriend on How I Met Your Mother

by Bobun 5ever August 5, 2012

My girlfriend

Non Existing

My girlfriend is crazy

by King ligma March 11, 2019

Girlfriend

What you dont have

I wish i had a girlfriend instead of looking for it here

by LALALAND-america- January 8, 2021

girlfriend strike

When your girlfriend takes up an attitude about something, and start ignoring your calls and texts. As a man, you are usually unaware that there is a girlfriend strike until it is going full force, and you usually will not remember what caused the strike until the strike is over.

Girlfriend strike? You were mad at me?

by Pauly Pedals July 28, 2011

Trumpet grief

When mr grief steals your trumpet

“Dude used to be spanner grief but now the kunt has stolen my trumpet, he’s now known as fucking trumpet grief. Absolute fucking wank stain”

by Iwannariot March 14, 2019

james’ girlfriend

james’ girlfriend is most likely to be called keira. just like Keira Knightley and James Righton.

wow look it’s james’ girlfriend

by lovemaker April 22, 2021