peter griffin

Age: 42
Occupation: Factory worker / Fisherman

Peter is the man of the house, although only by default. He is married to Lois, the woman he fell instantly in love with when he first saw her at her Aunt's summer house where he was working as a towel boy.

He is a bit slow at taking in information and often makes rash decissions. If Peter tries to sort out a bad situation, it usually gets worse.

Peter is employed at the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory in Quahog by Mr. Weed. His favorite past-times are drinking beer with his friends at the Drunken Clam, and watching television.

Peter Griffin is great charcter on family who really keeps the show going.

by d'fo April 21, 2004

Griffis

1) The highest point of cool.

2) Tough and rugged.

3) What you would call a realy good friend.

1) Man, that car is griffis!

2) I would'nt mess with Joey, he's griffis.

3) Whats up ma griffis!

by jrgriffis November 29, 2009

Blake Griffin

A robot being used for a secret project by the US government that buttrapes the shit out of any tall NBA players and posterize dunks on them

Blake Griffin had such a monster throwdown yesterday on KG, he's probably still wondering what happened.

by Pseudonym41212 March 18, 2011

Penn-Griffin School for the Arts

A small magnet school for the arts located in the bootleg part of High Point, North Carolina. Students tend to complain about it being so small, but they actually love it a lot. Students pick a major from: Art, Band, Chorus, Dance, Drama, Guitar, Orchestra, and Piano. It rocks.

Aunt Mildred: So Johnny, where do you go to school now?
Johnny: I go to Penn-Griffin School for the Arts and I major in dance
Aunt Mildred: What? What's that? Penn-what?

by orchestra ftw April 22, 2008

Ken Griffey Jr.

The Man. Possibly the greatest overall outfielder ever as well as the best player in Mariners history.

Ken Griffey jr. is such a beast, he's the man!!

by David Hagan March 14, 2006

GRIFFIN

A combo between an eagle and a lion. Think for a second...what was the ONE weakness that lions have? They can't fly. Griffin's are like...the most dangerous animals ever. Def better than some weakass dragon.

That Griffin just ripped a fuckin plane outta the sky!

by thuglifeGQ March 11, 2009

gruffalo

It is a term used to describe the most foul looking women you could possibly imagine. These women only are seen when they come out of the lagoon in order get action by cornering unsuspecting, drunk men. This term is not to be taken lightly.

Matt, Bill, and Garrett have hooked up with gruffaloes.

by Schorry July 23, 2008