grave bads

The opposite of "grave goods", which are items buried with someone who's died, to accompany them in the afterlife.

Grave bads are the items people start gifting or regifting to family and friends as they get older, trying to simplify their lives, unhoard their homes, and generally realize you can't take it with you, and it's not worth keeping. Though not fully ready for the trash, so they find a home for it in you.

After a full and industrious life, Lawrence had assembled scads of tools, art, and other comforting sundries. But rather than give them away as burdensome grave bads, he loaded them on his boat, set sail with his last breaths and lit himself and all of it on fire.

by grubecnerwal November 28, 2018

Oliver Graves

Oliver Graves is a floppy haired man whom everyone at CEC High School desires you be like but they can’t.

“Hi, I’m a student at CEC High School but no one likes me because I’m not Oliver Graves

by shlimshady420 February 1, 2020

Thatchers' Grave

A gender neutral bathroom,

Named after Margret Thatcher,

All my Gender non conforming friends like that café, it has a Thatchers' Grave there

by Keyford December 3, 2020

early grave

when someone annoys you to the point you think you are going to die earlier than you should

Oh god you're going to drive me into an early grave

by Boiiis July 29, 2017

fenix graves

fenix is short, the living definition of adhd, a close friend of mine, but most of all… she, is a little rat. you might not notice at first… but her scheming and sneaky personality will soon catch up to you… and it won’t be good. her prettiness will deceit you… and when you least expect it… she will shed her skin to reveal her true form: evelyn’s grandmother bird. she might attempt to eat your shoelaces so be cautious of that ;) she’s a huge betrum fan girl.

greg heffley: dude what’s that on the horizon? it looks like it’s convulsing..
you: oh no… it’s fenix graves…RUN
*a silhouette of fenix on the horizon shedding its skin*

by chad+janice May 28, 2022

Jacob graves

A fat ass who is called tentecles2766

Jacob graves

by I am the Batman July 25, 2023

pussy grave

when a male hits his female partners vagina repeatedly until the vagina gets a bruse

"my wife got a pussy grave last night"

by TD-YV October 3, 2017