Gordy'd

When you get fucked or blindsided in the workplace in the most shitty way possible due to politics and/or lack of douche-bag acumen

She was most qualified for the role, but got Gordy'd.
He shouldn't have had to do the entire project on his own, but was Gordy'd

by Gordy'd December 18, 2019

gorphobia

The fear that you are Jon and there’s a Garfield out there coming for you.

O̴̧̯͝h̴̳̠͕͚̿͂ ̧̢̬̊͊̃̂͘J̶̧͇̭͔̟̋̾͛͑ơ̶͙̔̅̿͠ṋ ̛̰̑̉̈́̽, ̬͆̕͘ͅ ̴̻́̑̓̆̚y̴̩̭̺̭͋͋̇̚ỏ ̧̙̰͊͗̊̓ũ ̯̞͈̺̓̎ṟ̶̈́̿̾ ̵̝̰̍͌͘͠Gorphobia ̴̨͈̟̤̊́̉̚c ̝͊â ̳̟̪͆͘͜͝ṋ ͗̎̍̾ ̶̡̩͇̺̿n̴̩͍̳͛̽o̵̝̱̯͍̒͋͒͑̿͜ṫ̶̚͜ ̶͖̼͒͒͝s ͚̖͚̹̉̑͠ͅt̵͔̞̭̟͖̿̔̏͝ö̶̡̥͓̳̾̒p̴̩̦͈͂ ̵̢̻̤̩̏̒͜ţ ̀́̈́͝h̵̫͇͉̅́̀̇ͅȩ ̥̤͒̈́̅̓͝ͅ ̹̆͌í ͖̹n̴͚̟̖̟̗̓́̓̍e ̗̾̈́͠v ̨̙̱͚͠i ͚͂̅t̵̗̣̰͆̀́͠ȃ̶̺̞̙̅̒͝b ̥̠̒̎͑́̅l ̨̛͙̳̄̈̈́̀͜ḙ̶̔̔̈́͒̋.̵͇̳̪̻̐̃ ̵̯̠̆̉́͆͝I̵̜̫̓̇̈́͝ ̡̓̋ẅ̶̭̘͇̩̯̿́ī ̡̝̟̣̘̈́̀͌l̴͚̬̹͙͋́̋͘l ̤͓̪̭̹̄͒ ̴͎̱͝f̴̢̤͇̫͉̉͛̚ĭ̴͖̗̓͑ń̵̡̯̣͇̼d ̛͔͆ ̧̘͕̹̠̔y̵̛̥͓̪̫̒̃͘o̵͕̰͗u̶̢̼͙̳̪̓͊̈́̉͂,̶̝̙͒͑̈ ̴̜̮͔̈́͑ā̴̡̖̮̻͒̃͘͜n ͙͉̠̿̊̈d ͙̗̭͆̔̔ ̴̠̈t̶̻̋̂͂͠͠a̴̧̛̺͍͆͑͛̕ḱ ͍̍̀̕͝ē̴̟͐ ̛̼̪̲̈́͛̀̂y ͚̩̠̪͂o̵͓͐͋u ̢̙̭͍͓͋.̵͇̘̭̱̙̄̌ ̵̫̣͇̐̾̒Ỷ ̡̥͈͔̺͒o ̦̭͕͂̄̀͘ǘ ̮͉̦̉̍ ̴̮̻̑̔͂͌͘c̴̼̠̦̺̈́̈́ͅà ̛̜̗̪͛̔n̵̡̮͔̹͠ǹ ̮͚̬͛̌̈́̕ͅͅö̵̗͕̬̦̎ṱ̵̼͓̟͂͜ ̴̧̬̣͖̉͌̂̂͠r̵̞̞͕͇̀̈̋͝u ͇͊̈́̀͂͠n ̡̹̹͉̰̄̾̌, ̪̣̦̑̄ ̦̲̥̭͝y ̘̞̩̹̬̾ǫ̴̫͒͐͋͠ȗ̶̼̼̺͔̿͂̄ ̹͈͔͂͆̓̐ç̵͖̼̈̕ä̵̱͔̪̲͉́̂̊͠n̶͍̯̑̚͝n ̨͈̙̩̏͆͊̊ͅo ͕͍̥̊̈́͆͝t ̞̲̪̯́̍͆͌͛͜ ̡̭͈̤͂̀́͜h̴̖̮͔͖̒̐ḯ̶̹͚͈̊́͋͘ͅͅd ̳́͗̆̑è ̮̯̮̱ͅ. ͇͓̤̘̄͒̈́̚

by GarbagePerson October 5, 2020

Gordy

When you Do Something that was unintended.

"That Gordon From The Anomalous Materials Labs Seems A Bit Gordy, Better Keep An Eye On Him."

by zonexical February 23, 2021

gorpee

When you fart in the bathtub

That was a loud gorpee

by Youareyouimme April 18, 2021

Gordy

Gordy is an amazing person who lights up every room he walks into. Typically short for “Gordon,” Gordy is highly intellectual and successful, but also has a sense of humor and goofiness that puts a smile on everyone’s face. He is adventurous and extroverted, always surrounded by people and making sure you feel welcome. He is also devilishly handsome with great style and great hair. You may be intimidated by how cool he is, but on the inside Gordy is extremely down to earth and you will be pleasantly surprised with the wonderfully deep conversations you can have with him. You are very lucky if you get the chance to talk to a Gordy!

“Wow, who is that super cool dude DJ-ing, cracking jokes, and surrounded by chicks?”
“Bro, that’s gotta be a Gordy.”

by coolamazingperson November 24, 2021

girpy gorp

1. The best conversation starter
2. A pound of Francium dipped in ramen noodles with bread sticks that is only allowed to be eaten once you look into a bathroom mirror and say "Anatis Deus" three times.

1. Person A - "Girpy Gorp!"
Person B - "Tf?"
2. I wanna eat some Girpy Gorp but I haven't said Anatis Deus yet"

by NeocTheScavenger3333 April 16, 2023

Glorpy

Something which is unpleasant or unsatisfactory but isnt devastating, would simply be better without. Can also be used to describe something goofy af

Did you hear that they broke up?
Yeah but she slept with his brother, kind of a glorpy situation

Bro did you see jimmy he just got his teeth removed.
Yeah he looks kinda glorpy

by Bricker walld August 30, 2023