googless

people without internet-connection; somebody outside of new social and virtual reality

He is totally googless - he is without both internet, mailbox and possibilities to have or use them.

by Andrey Lukyanov June 10, 2007

Googles

Noun: Goo-gles
1.) A pair of protective eyewear worn during science labs to protect one's eyes.These safety glasses are noun as goggles but are generally brighter in color and leave unsightly lines on your face

2.)Another way of saying or describing the traditional science eyewear of goggles, but differ in the size, googles are generally very large covering most of the upper and middle face

Teacher: Time to begin the lab children, Kelly and Kathy, put on your googles before you begin the lab

Kelly: Oh, almost forgot to put on my googles to protect my eyes from the acid

by T0pher8 February 4, 2010

Googles

Weird little girl stalker from next door. Likes to wear pyjamas and slippers while she looks in your window.

That weirdo googles is looking through the letter box again

by rennickman April 28, 2010

Googlespasm

A Googlespasm takes place when many spaz's are in the same place, and they all have a spaz attack!

Did you see the googlespasm earlier? Connie was leading it!

by Googlespasm.Connie May 6, 2009

chocolate kiss with kiwi googles

putting your ass pucker on your partners mouth while resting you testicles in his/her eye sockets.

Never pass out at Travis' house because you might wake to the dreaded chocolate kiss with kiwi googles and there are some things you cannot unsee or untaste!

by case6669 March 31, 2008

googletelligence

To have the knowledge how to search on google.

Wow...your googletelligence was great finding that info.

by goober September 9, 2004

googleshit

When you are in the middle of looking something up and you suddenly have to run to the potty and you can't wait to find out what google has to say about something, so you bring your laptop into the can.

This article says something about Jimmy Swaggart. I know I know who that is but I've got to double-check on google. Oh my god, too much coffee. Dude, I gotta go take a googleshit. Hope your laptop doesn't smell when I come back.

by Jimmy Janks January 9, 2008