leaving the bar or anywhere for that matter, without closing niceties, like a kiss goodbye to that annoying girl or mentioning something to your friends
by Mangorooni April 20, 2006

A kind of party departure usually employed whenever the mood generally wasn’t nice or the host is a dickhead.
It involves taking a piss into a spot where it wont be noticed until morning, and subsequently leaving unannounced.
It involves taking a piss into a spot where it wont be noticed until morning, and subsequently leaving unannounced.
John: Man, Elliot was furious this morning because greg pulled a nubian goodbye at his Party last night.
Greg: Serves him well, he only served us austrian beer.
Greg: Serves him well, he only served us austrian beer.
by Mogeritz July 18, 2022

rick astley would never do that
by jordan poole fan March 23, 2021

by Empomeow March 29, 2019

"I just saw your ladyfriend getting into a cab."
"What? I thought she was just going to the bathroom."
"Ah, the Polish Goodbye."
"What? I thought she was just going to the bathroom."
"Ah, the Polish Goodbye."
by dudebun January 21, 2010

After finishing a speech you just wander aimlessly around not know what to do or where to go. It is similarly to an Irish Goodbye but in this case you are in full view of everybody as they watch you mill about wondering who you are, where you are and if you are getting ice cream.
by Sivart 14 September 30, 2022

When traveling, the morning of your departure you shit all over the bathroom floor where you are staying and quietly leave before anyone wakes up.
I woke up this morning to find shit all over the bathroom floor. Looks like Maria was in a hurry for the airport and gave me the Venezuelan Goodbye.
by RustyBottoms July 27, 2020
