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apocalypse goggles

The ability to view any woman as hot during a post-apocalyptic scenario and not be held accountable for one's actions. Because, well, being the last woman on the face of the Earth makes her the hottest woman on Earth. The ultimate form of "Beer Goggles".
I think I boned that zombie girl that lives in the dumpster behind Safeway. Talk about apocalypse goggles! Am I right?
by Pierre Fontanelle April 25, 2011
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campaign goggles

When working on a campaign, you start becoming attracted to other staffers that you would not normally find attractive.
Normally, I wouldn't have touched her, but I got a case of campaign goggles and ended up hooking up with her.
by A.B.M. November 1, 2010
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cube-goggles

a spin-off of beer-goggles, cube-goggles are when you work in an office space/cubicle and thus find yourself attracted to people who you would not notice under normal circumstances.

this occurs for two main reasons:
1. many people in the office setting are not very attractive (slim pickins).
2. spending 8 hours a day in a cubicle makes you stir-crazy and bored, your attention wanders at the slightest provocation.
cube-worker a: "hey did you see that new guy in marketing?"
cube-worker b: "girl, you got your cube-goggles on, i saw him on the street and trust me: nothin to write home about."
by koalabearluv November 25, 2007
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unicorn goggles

the act of covering each of your lover's eyes with one testicle while your erection rests its base on their forehead extending outwards like a horn
Girl was so freaky she begged to wear my unicorn goggles!
by Roderick Brown January 21, 2013
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Money Goggles

Money Goggles are what's make the hottest of chicks sleep with the douchiest, ugly, assholes, that have ever walked the earth. Money goggles are often times worn by female with no self respect and would sleep with or date a guy just based off that fact that he has money and may be giving it to her based off the fact that they're together.

Another side affect of money goggles is popularity/fame goggles, that make the ugliest men look good(see Gucci Mane, Pete Wentz, or Lil Wayne). Money or fame goggles blur a woman's sense of reality, when she only she's fame and fortune, it doesn't matter is the guy is ugly, or a douche, or both
Guy: Is that Ciara with Bryan?
Girl: Yeah he's an ugly douche, she's just dating him because he has money and he's popular.
Guy: Wow, Money Goggles would make a chick do anything.
Girl: Tell me about it
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI April 16, 2010
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goggle tan

a tan that appears only on the lower half of ones face. generally a result of alot of wintersporting in the sun. the goggles shield the upper portion of your face, while the lower part is still exposed to the sun thus creating a homer simpson-esque tan.
dude, i was up at riding copper for a week straight and it was sunny every day, now ive got this totally gnar goggle tan.
by zachar March 12, 2006
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RPI goggles

condition caused by the unfavorable ratio of women to men at RPI. similar to beer goggles, except they don't go away when you sober up.
the combination of RPI and beer goggles is a good way to fuck the fat chick.
by joe bag o'donuts May 13, 2005
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