Snarff Gobbler

This is the act of FARTING in the bathtub and bitting the bubbles

Trish: "what the hell are you doing?"
Kevin: "What I'm a Snarff Gobbler"
Trish: "WTF is wrong with you?"
Kevin: "I'm bitting the bubbles before they hit the surface."
Trish: "you are a sick bastard"
Kevin: Thanks I love you

by Bobby da Bone February 27, 2009

Goober

noun, a term of affection for a lovable, silly, lighthearted person. Always easy to poke fun at without actually meaning harm.

Person 1: Daisy is such a goober.
Person 2: But that is why we all love her.

by Goobcity January 18, 2015

goober shot

The act of hitting, slapping or other wise touching in a forcefull manner ones goober. ( penis / goober )

A goober shot can be done to someone else on purpose or accidently.

You can also do it to yourself probably accidently, unless your into punching yourself in the goober. If you are you should report to your nearest mental help facility for evaluation. (see goober)

Me and my cousin were wrestlin and the fool gave me a damn goober shot!!

dont come any closer, im gonna giver a goober shot.

tony's ole lady was so mad she gave him a goober shot.

i was trying to loosen a bolt, the wrench slipped off and i gave myself a damn goober shot.

by [e-mail] July 17, 2009

Gibberish

Gibberish; a made up or foreign language often used to tell someone that they are talking nonsense or they are unclear in the pronunciation of words.

"your speaking gibberish!"
"I've just written a bunch of gibberish down for now"
"I couldn't understand him, it sounded as if he was speaking gibberish..."

by hollyypellyy August 9, 2016

globbering

Shoving your ballsack to a person's throat while receiving oral and trying to gag them as to make a Turkey noise.

Ashton decided globbering her would be fun.

by Kenbrig December 6, 2018

Weenie Gobbler

Someone who likes to get ahead of the game by gobbling weenies. Weenies = Penis

Man 1: Did you see that guy over there?
Man 2: Yeah he is such a weenie gobbler! His name must be Pat!

by McFrink September 7, 2009

cosby gobbler

A female, typically caucasian and overweight, that goes to nightclubs trolling for big black dick.

Dude brah, I walked downtown by the Royal last night and I swear, every bitch at the door was a stank-ass cosby gobbler.

by Crapachi December 12, 2012