Glockledoodledoo

One who puts a pistol in their vagina as a fetish. Commonly makes women shriek randomly like a chicken.

Daaamn did you see that stripper put the glock up there? She’s a total glockledoodledoo

by Ambid January 12, 2019

Glockenspieliosis

you have consumed a significant amount of glockenspiels

Sorry Sir, you're diagnosed with glockenspieliosis

by Exercices March 3, 2021

gock gock 1000000

the best pleasure that someone could ever get in there life. It feels so good that it turns purple and will make you pass out

"give me the gock gock 1000000 so it an feel amaxing"

by niceguy1000 March 6, 2022

Anime Gneck

It is a mix of shrek(y’all know shrek), anime girl(pretty sure you know what anime is) and noggins gnome (from the YOU’VE BEEN GNOMED meme)

Girl 1: Who do you like?
Girl 2: I like Anime Gneck!
Girl 1: OMG YOUR SO COOL

by Noggins Gnome October 16, 2019

Key Glock

Markeyvius LaShun Cathey, who goes by Key Glock, is an American rapper known for his mixtape, Glock Season produced in 2017

Aye lil bro, did you hear the new Key Glock song?

by ayolilbro April 6, 2022

Glock 40

Any Glock pistol an Drug Enforcement Agent (DEA) shot him/herself with.

"This is a Glock 40. I'm the only one in the room, that I know of.. who is professional enough to own a Glock 40. I am the only.." *shoot himself in the foot*~ Agent Lee Paige

by NoobPwnage November 17, 2010

Glockmonger

Totally badass gun nut with an affection for, you guessed it: glocks. Tends to be reserved - the "speak softly and carry a big stick" type of guy, but not afraid to put someone in their place, should the occasion call for it. While rough around the edges, ladies are pleasantly surprised to find a heart of gold underneath that tough exterior... not to mention the big barrel he's packin' (!).

I was shootin' off my mouth last night, and that glockmonger shut me down!

Went to the range with that glockmonger lastnight, and he showed me the definition of a good time.

by Shero February 3, 2010