The two old parrots in the zoo, who have never left each other's side since day 1. They conjoin knuckles and always huddle together in pairs. When one is near, the other is happy. When one is gone, the other is depressed. Let's hope no one dies.
"Gloria and Glorius are the perfect old, married couple!"
"That couple over there looks like a Gloria and Glorius!"
"That couple over there looks like a Gloria and Glorius!"
by BettytheBanger October 22, 2023
Get the Gloria and Gloriusmug. The sexiest Latina.
Has an ass so big you can't take your eyes off of her.
Her ass bounces and jiggles around whenever she walks, sings, dances and performs.
She's the queen of Latin poop.
Has an ass so big you can't take your eyes off of her.
Her ass bounces and jiggles around whenever she walks, sings, dances and performs.
She's the queen of Latin poop.
by GregNelson29 May 14, 2023
Get the Gloria Asstefanmug. The name given to your over obnoxious female friend that only uses her phone for texting. And believes that texting her ex-boyfriend isn't just as bad as calling him.
See also: Emilio Textevez
See also: Emilio Textevez
by techjunkee January 22, 2010
Get the Gloria Textefanmug. by Jane2005 April 18, 2018
Get the Gloriamug. Being a complete slut hoebag, in the literal sense. where one cheats, lies, and leaves hickeys on your bestfriends boyfriend.
by Nicole34 September 11, 2008
Get the "Pulling a Gloria"mug. Gloria is a not athletic woman who always wants to argue, she also has chicken legs and is very hairy...Gloria is very brittle.
by Oldpeoplesmellbad November 22, 2019
Get the Gloriamug. A Dirty Gloria is when you get a dirty penis when you are using a glory hole. It usually results in the giver rejecting the penis by not doing anything to it.
Guy: Dude, so the other day, I was kinda feeling like getting a guy off, so I went to the whore house and got a Dirty Gloria!!
Other Guy: Aww man! Sick! You wanna see my dick?
Other Guy: Aww man! Sick! You wanna see my dick?
by proxstoner July 7, 2010
Get the Dirty Gloriamug.