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almond goggles

almond goggles occur when ones eyesockets are occluded by a pair of testicles
last night your wife saw god through almond goggles.
by ken power September 5, 2007
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Rhino Goggles

similar to T-bag. You place your balls on the person's eyes so the penis looks like a horn.
Steve: Is that your dick? (looking at photo)
Rick: Yeah dude, I gave that girl Rhino goggles
by tydurden2000 January 25, 2009
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Falcon Goggles

1. Similar to beer goggles, except only experienced by male cadets at United States Air Force Academy. Has the effect of improving the sexual appeal of any women to a greater extent than any alcohol could ever hope to achieve. Squids and Rats may also experience a similar effect.

2. Makes things look better then they actually are.
When the effects of the alcohol wore off, and all the girls at the bar still looked the same, Cadet X realized he might be wearing Falcon Goggles.
by Cadet IHTFP April 15, 2011
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Costa Rican Goggles

When one places a female partner's generously proportioned breasts over the eyes, such that they rest upon the face like goggles or similar eyeware.

May be supplemented by a bronski (aka Motorboat).
Upon engaging in some provacative behavior with Albabe, Moltisanti decided to slide on a nice set of Costa Rican Goggles, smiling enthusiastically with his eyes cover by some fabulous New York Booooooobs.
by MafiosoMasterpiece September 8, 2009
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Panda Goggles

Ejaculating on your partner's eye, right after having punched out the other eye. This will give the desired effect of one black and one white eye. Just like a panda!
Girl: "OW! What the hell are you doing?!"
*ejaculates on the other eye*
Guy: "PANDA GOGGLES!"
by Mediokrates March 4, 2010
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Mongolian Goggles

When a man places his testicles over the eyes of a woman or someone incapacitated by alcohol for a sexual or joking purpose.
Frank was so wasted last night that when he passed out John gave him Mongolian Goggles.
by Coitus Maximus January 28, 2009
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glamour goggles

Large, 70's inspired tinted glasses for men and women that have become ubiquitous in naughties popular culture.
"If I see one more person wearing glamour goggles i'm going to inflict some random soft tissue damage".
by sparksneon January 14, 2007
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