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Gastonia

A town on the outskirts of Charlotte, North Carolina. It is known for blacks/ros bbq and sundrop. There is also Carolina Speedway, where the entire town goes to redneck it up. Even girls who are snobby bitches go and wear the heels and act like they're country, just to fit. Basically, Gastonia is full of rednecks and girls who are fake. But hey, at least we have good bbq.
Did you see that Gastonian being redneck?
by ialwayswinbitch July 28, 2012
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glastonbury

A small town in Somerset, England, next door to the county Dorset. Its a very pretty, historic town, and is well known for the glasotnbury tor, up on the hill. This hill can be seen for miles around Glastonbury, which leads on to the famous Glastonbury festival. The festival is locatedin Pilton, about 2 miles from Glastonbury, but you can see the tor from the festival, and as it is the closest prominant town to the festival,so it takes its name. the festival is an amazing place, like a city that springs ups from nowhere for a couple of days per year. the green fields host the more traditional festival, most like when the festival first started, as a gathering on mr Michael Evis's land, with healing and meditation tents, and the tipi field is such a tranquil place. around the main pyramid stage, where the more commercial side of the festival lies, is completely different. still an amazing atmosphere, with everybody just happy to be there. on wednesday and thurday at the festival, before the music starts is good wil all round, and random cheers through the crowds start up and travel all around the festival site. all in all, the festival appeals to such a wide range of people, original traditional grass roots festival goers and people who prefer to spend there time around the dance village.
I had an amazing time at glastonbury this year, people say its overrated, but only when you've been can you know the sheer diversity that it holds.
by lottie lovely August 5, 2008
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Gaston Porn

Using the JC Penny or Sears catalog lingerie section as motivation for masturbation.
Harlold was always known as a sick fuck and would do anything for some Redbank loving, but when it came to porn he would only use Gaston Porn since it came in the male free.
by puddinpullinredbanker March 4, 2010
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gasto

Latino origin, means a dirty ass person who always wears the same clothes without washing them and just a generally dirty ass, non teeth brushin person.
Hey check out how Tommy's dressed! Fuckin gasto always wearing the same dirty ass clothes!
by MuthaFuckin D January 25, 2011
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gastro blast

When you have such a huge fart that you shit in your pants and it blasts in your boxers.
Jimmy laughed so hard that he had a gastro blast.
by ryan paul May 3, 2006
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gaston

Super leet and pro, total ownage!
by DeanHitchcock July 27, 2006
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Gastard

A Gastard is a fart that no one claims. It is a concatenation of "gas" and "bastard". A fatherless fart.
"Oooooh!" exclaimed Alex. "Who fathered that bomb?" Not me's ring out from the crowd. "It is a stinky gastard!"
by CaptJTKirk August 27, 2009
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