german baby leg

(n) a five plus pound penis that, when erect, resembles a chunky baby's leg complete with rolls. Often achieved with the help of implants and injections.

Elmer: "hey shit cletus, what you got in your pocket? "
Cletus: "bend over and I'll show you. "
Elmer: "damn, how did you do that? wait, what you doing. ..get that German baby leg away from me! "

by Austin Pealy April 16, 2015

Germa hol

i person that is so hot that when your in 1 km of her you nut everywhere. also GERMA hol is a dirty old slut that gets passed around by everybody in an 100 km radius

for some reason i nutted GERMA HOL mush be close

by anonymous November 18, 2021

Gergo

A tough but sweet and gentle man who always mesmerises people with their charming looks and equally charming mind. A Gergő usually has olive-colour eyes and brownish-black hair, and muscular arms. He would makes you feel safe and secure when you are around with him even during an apocalypse. He is the embodiment of Tom Cruise, Richard Gere… a walking god oozing masculinity and charisma wherever he is… basically everyone’s ideal type of man.

You can only be perfect if you are Gergo.

by cheshireway November 23, 2021

german dust bowl

The act of blowing across a gaping rectum to make a whistling sound.

It sounded like a train horn when Chad performed a German dust bowl on Samantha!

by MM/GM/NB December 15, 2021

German shnitzel burger

the german shnitzel burger occurs when your fucking a girl then right before you're about to cum you take a dump on her chest, roll it up into a patty and you shove it as far up her cooch as possible before topping with jizz and sauerkraut.

last night i gave a girl a German shnitzel burger right after i pooed on her chest

by roflwafflesnaffle March 19, 2010

German Grenade

When you shatter an empty beer bottle by throwing it.
Hard surfaces work best.

Watch out, incoming German Grenade!

by krabbus July 21, 2011

german tuck

When a man is on the dancefloor grinding with some bitch and he gets a boner. The man then takes his penis and pulls it upwards in his pants and buckles it under his belt so there is no buldge and no awkwardness with the bitch... so you can take her home and fuck her.

same as definition...it happens to me all the time and has yet to fail!! i love the german tuck!!

by kyle nate and brad in new york 7th grade May 13, 2008