arse germ

An arse germ is a lowlife scumbag who was conceived from left over jism running down an arse crack. They are closely related genetically to shit cunts

You are a fuckin lower than a shit cunt mate. You're nothin but a slimy fuckin arse germ.

by Cuntrycunt March 4, 2017

Germ Donor

Someone who sneezes proudly and without protection.

Frank: Aatchoooo-ah!
Jim: Well thank you Germ Donor.

by peterbruce01 January 7, 2009

Germ Baes

The act of 2 people who are In a significant relationship are ill at home away from school talking to eachother and a friend that has to suffer at school.

"You guys are germ baes"

by ImAGermBae March 16, 2017

germ sauna

An indoor gathering without face masks

Dude, this Q sux, but no way am I going to that germ sauna meeting

by V_SD May 13, 2020

Germ-xtra

When someone has an excessive response to surrounding illnesses

Shane was so germ-xtra when Caroline started coughing.

by Brazzlefrazzle November 2, 2017

The Germ Effect

When trying to call attention to the flaws of an opponent only to have your own flaws "outed" as a result of personal digging. Similar to the Streisand Effect in the legal community, the Germ Effect calls attention to yourself in an unwanted and unanticipated fashion. The phrase is derived from the great "2011 Yahoo Fantasy Football thread between 'Coach Germ' and 'Teddy Ruxpin.'"

Coach Germ tried to give me shit me for my 17th round pick, but upon taking a look at his team, his antics had "The Germ Effect" when it was discovered that he has 3 #4 wide receivers and 3 running backs who are time-shares.

by Chubby Ruxpin September 8, 2011

Female germ

A female who allows every guy hit raw.

“I don’t like condoms” that girl is a female germ

by R1616 November 1, 2020