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Wait He’s Goated 

“Wait he’s Goated
“Yeah cuz that’s Kyle lol”

cake after sex is so goated

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
Used instead of "getting wrecked" for comic purposes (refer to MagikarpUsedFly) during a League of Legends game.
"Did you see that play? He absolutely got gotted!"
gotted by Armourbot April 13, 2017

Mexican goatee

After giving a girl a flumpkin, a Mexican goatee is where the shit has smeared on your chin of the giver
After Tim gave Sarah a flumpkin, she had noticed that she gave him a Mexican goatee

cum goatee 

When you cum on a girl's face in a circle around her mouth so the cum is in the shape of a goatee.
Hey Greg, how'd your date go last night?

It was awesome, I gave that bitch a cum goatee!
cum goatee by KC Kid July 27, 2006
When a league of legends player kills an enemy champion using Gangplank
MagikarpUsedFly Reference
03:01MagikarpUsedFly(Gangplank) has slain ggeznoob(Yasuo) for a penta kill
03:02MagikarpUsedFly(Gangplank): Gotted
Gotted by Ku Revu August 26, 2017