Goon 

1. An odd, cute, but very dumb oafish person.
2. A hired thug

1. "Steph, you are the biggest goon"

2. "Steph, you need to stop being such a goon and quit beating up George."

Goon by God May 27, 2003

goon 

an asshole who chills at a cornerstore and dont buy shit

Look at that motherfuckin goon over there. He aint doin shit.

goon by Jamal July 28, 2004

goon 

A small animal that looks similar to a miniature jolly green giant. it lives in the woods in trees. They are used for game hunting. They only eat sprouts, so if you find a bunch of sprouts on the ground look for a GOON! But be careful cuz their only allies are other goons, spicolis, and GINGERS! Led by Onaga (AKA Patty Dabber)Goons are also used to run plays to NFL quarterbacks during games. AND THEY DONT LIVE IN HOLES!

OMG! Did you see the size of that GOON?!?!?

goon by pigskin072 January 17, 2008

Goon 

Someone that makes moves, and rips.

Did you see nick dancing with those two bad bitches last night? He’s such a goon!

Goon by Gangbanging11 February 18, 2019

Goon 

(noun) A term used for a woman that resembles a goon. A goon can be a woman who is large and looks like a hockey player or a middle linebacker.

“Lemme tell u abt Lisa. Bitch is a straight goon. put her on the hockey team we need a new forward.”

Goon by GawkityGawk March 30, 2022

goon 

a member of a self-appointed group who takes matters into their own hands; they do not wait for government support;

Those goons went on an all out attack against the rebels.

goon by C. Paranoia September 20, 2013

Goon 

Commonly used to discribe a scary looking Nigga or Niggas. Orginating in Central Florida

"Damn that goon over there looks like he just killed a couple mother fuckers."

Goon by Young Jay Weezy March 31, 2009