Futenma Zombies

Zombies believed to be Former U.S. Marines, that are currently stored in cryogenic stasis in a research lab aboard Marine Corps Air Station Futenma, Okinawa Japan.

LCpl Brown: "Dude... What do we keep in that building?"

LCPl Burciaga: "Well, we don't have a key for it... no one i know has a key for it actually.... but the sign says that its for cryogenics, so.... they must be storing the Zombies there, obviously."

LCpl Brown: "oh.... wait! WHAT!?!?"


(Futenma Zombies)

by BROSKEW April 15, 2009

Futknecht

A hetero male who always calls his female friends first, if he wants to go out. The Futknecht barely spends time with his male friends. He always sticks around with the same group of girls, who either have a boyfriend or are simply not hot. When drunk gets extremely horney and starts trying to hook up with one of them. Also the Futknecht's attempts to hook up fail 90% of the time.

Michael: "What about Steve, is he coming to the concert too?"
Bill: "No, he told me, he is going out with Claire, Anna and the rest of the girls!"
Michael: "Again? Oh he is such a Futknecht!"

by kirschenkuchen August 12, 2010

futanari

basically hentai girls with both genitalia (penis&vagina) with the penis on top and the vagina under it *insert pregnancy joke here*

p1: imagine you watching hentai with futanari fucking a man and a woman

p2: sounds good

by non yo biznass July 22, 2016

wallis and futuna islands

the best islands ever, and lexicographing geniuses at that!

boy, i sure wish i could be the wallis and futuna islands, they rule my world!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

Kung Futo

The act of sexually slapping someone’s dick. Kung Futo is extremely beautiful and feels like your dick is being transferred down a huge whole into heaven

Bro I got the best Kung Futo last night

by Fuckyabitches February 20, 2019

fatone

A person who is fat. Combines the words fat and one, and is pronounced like the name of the former NSync singer Joey "Fatone"

Wow, that new girl in the department sure is a fatone.

by Vinbob September 30, 2006

Futnut

1. A severe mentally instable individual

2. A homicidal psychotic

3. Describing any event or action as very crazy or extremely insane

4. Saying "fucking nut" with emotional outburst or humorous purpose

5. The sexual act between 2 nuts or more.

You gotta be futnut if you wanna jump off the cliff!!!

He's a real futnut, watch out or he'll kill you!

Standing naked on top of Washington Moument is definitely futnut!

by Troy T October 13, 2005