kirschenkuchen's definitions

Futknecht

A hetero male who always calls his female friends first, if he wants to go out. The Futknecht barely spends time with his male friends. He always sticks around with the same group of girls, who either have a boyfriend or are simply not hot. When drunk gets extremely horney and starts trying to hook up with one of them. Also the Futknecht's attempts to hook up fail 90% of the time.

Michael: "What about Steve, is he coming to the concert too?"
Bill: "No, he told me, he is going out with Claire, Anna and the rest of the girls!"
Michael: "Again? Oh he is such a Futknecht!"

by kirschenkuchen August 12, 2010